"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." -Mark Twain
"I couldn't live a week without a private library - indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess." -HP Lovecraft
I don't know who either of these characters are, but guns comfortably beat broomsticks
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"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive, Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive. So, like the whetstone, many men are wont To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."
Anyone who has any kind of opinion fucking disgusts me.
***Edit*** I just want to point out that Spike is not using a broomstick for this fight, that's just a one time thing during that movie. Does not really change the fact that Revy most likely wins due to better feats, but still.
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"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." -Mark Twain
"I couldn't live a week without a private library - indeed, I'd part with all my furniture and squat and sleep on the floor before I'd let go of the 1500 or so books I possess." -HP Lovecraft
You can't just retroactively say that Spike has a gun. That's not fair or proper for a Spaceman VS. Caveman battle. You must clearly spell out any special aspects of the argument before hand otherwise it's as it's presented. With that I'm going to go with the underdog. It's clearly the janitor against the psychotic bitch, who's my exgirlfriend, with the janitor winning.
The fight is a non-starter. Spike has some chivalry and he's kind of a horndog. He's not going to fight someone without a personal reason to do so, or a bounty over their head, and he's not going to kill a woman by any means.