Inspirobot!

Polls everywhere, but not a single dancer. Intelligence optional.

Re: Inspirobot!

Postby octoberpumpkin » Tue Sep 27, 2016 6:14 pm

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This one is actually legit

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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby Delta Jim » Tue Sep 27, 2016 9:44 pm

Or at least the rumors are (man, you bang one somewhat unattractive person at a party and it's all people talk about)
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What I keep yelling at my dog
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See? Sex and science fiction DO go together!
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Eternity is just a blowjob away
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I don't even know what to say
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Inspirobot has gone neutral on us
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It would
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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby mancityfooty » Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:26 pm

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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby Delta Jim » Tue Sep 27, 2016 11:31 pm

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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby octoberpumpkin » Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:26 am

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Also, if I ever do become a substance abuse counselor like I plan to, this is very much going in my office
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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby Delta Jim » Wed Sep 28, 2016 1:54 am

The electric company is a force to be reckoned with
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As someone who spent years acting, this is 100% true
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We brought it on ourselves
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Also mindfulness, don't forget mindfulness
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Nudity won't change anything, only violence
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Probably.
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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby Malfeasinator » Wed Sep 28, 2016 9:49 am

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I feel like the bot was really trying to tell me something with the first two here.

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^^I'll be sure to let my Mom know, won't she be thrilled...

Put a couple more in here:

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^ Now, I've heard of some weird self-help trends, but I think that takes the cake.

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Wait, what?


edit: had to add some more. This is too addictive. I have gotten some repeats but some of these are just too good to not share.

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^ I can vouch for that one...

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Alright, maybe that's... enough "inspiration" for one day...
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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby Delta Jim » Wed Sep 28, 2016 7:05 pm

Fuck those people
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This might be the reason for the above
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I agree
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New game: Add "In a non-sexual way" to the end of every quote
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All my jobs have been closer to purgatory
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Screw you, Einstein!
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We're all monsters
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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Oct 10, 2016 3:39 pm

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This next one is just scary real.

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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby Twistappel » Mon Oct 10, 2016 6:29 pm

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And stay out of room 217.

Edit: Somehow this does not make me feel less anxious.

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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby Delta Jim » Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:01 am

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I suppose this is true in a sense.


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Forever alone.


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I knew it!


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Though, I feel like 9 months is a bit long to wait for deli meat.


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Last time I trusted that bastard I ended up eating an entire tub of ice cream in one sitting. Though, I guess the rainbow-colored vomit was a bit unexpected.


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That's exactly what I say to myself every morning to combat the crushing despair.


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You know, it's whatever.
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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby Malfeasinator » Tue Oct 11, 2016 12:05 am

Some of these are really disturbing, some are sad but true, and some of these are quite able to pass as a "real" inspirational quote. I'll let you figure out which is which for yourself.

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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby Delta Jim » Tue Oct 11, 2016 2:19 am

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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby Malfeasinator » Tue Oct 11, 2016 5:40 pm

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Re: Inspirobot!

Postby Delta Jim » Wed Oct 12, 2016 3:42 am

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Adulthood in a nutshell

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This explains Batman so well

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