A trolley is approaching the tracks.

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Vote or die?

Vote
5
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Die
8
32%
Vote and die
3
12%
Other __________
9
36%
 
Total votes : 25

A trolley is approaching the tracks.

Postby Tesseracts » Wed May 04, 2016 6:48 pm

A trolley is approaching the tracks. There is nobody on the tracks. You have to vote for Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. If you throw yourself on the tracks, you don't have to vote. However, somebody will have to clean the blood off the tracks. What do you do?
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Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed May 04, 2016 6:57 pm

Quack at a toaster!
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Postby sunglasses » Wed May 04, 2016 7:28 pm

I eat cake.
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Postby CarrieVS » Wed May 04, 2016 7:35 pm

I make a pact with another person in this position to vote oppositely so that we cast no net vote.
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Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed May 04, 2016 7:51 pm

I vote for Hillary with the hopes that her cthuluian form doesn't crawl out from her human husk and eat us all.
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Postby sunglasses » Wed May 04, 2016 7:57 pm

NathanLoiselle wrote:I vote for Hillary with the hopes that her cthuluian form doesn't crawl out from her human husk and eat us all.


Too late.
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Postby Anglerphobe » Wed May 04, 2016 9:11 pm

*rolls Int*

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Fuck.

*Votes Trump.*
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Postby Paradox » Wed May 04, 2016 9:25 pm

I can't vote in the United States anyway.
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Postby Piter Lauchy » Wed May 04, 2016 10:43 pm

Vote Drumpf, then throw myself on the tracks, then become best friends with Satan because I helped his brother be president, then party in hell for all eternity.
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Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed May 04, 2016 11:30 pm

I'll be over here mesmerized by Twerking Cthulhu.

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Postby Windy » Wed May 04, 2016 11:41 pm

You know those crazy cults that look forward to and try to speed up the apocalypse? We should all join one of those.
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Postby Askias » Wed May 04, 2016 11:46 pm

Windy wrote:You know those crazy cults that look forward to and try to speed up the apocalypse? We should all join one of those.

A bit late to vote for Ted Cruz, don't you think?
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Postby iMURDAu » Thu May 05, 2016 1:08 am

I'm voting for Hillary. All those comedy bits from the 90's need to be realized. Otherwise what was the point? As a fan of comedy I cannot just stand idly by and let this trolley proceed without casting a vote.
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Postby JamishT » Thu May 05, 2016 6:55 am

sunglasses wrote:I eat cake.


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Postby aBagofYoughurt » Thu May 05, 2016 8:06 am

I'll build a wall. When the land of trolleys send their trolleys, they are not sending their best. If we build a wall, we can protect our tracks from the trolleys.
Oh, and the trolleys will pay for it.
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