Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
A Combustible Lemon wrote:Death is an archaic concept for simpleminded commonfolk, not Victorian scientist whales.
NathanLoiselle wrote:I vote for Hillary with the hopes that her cthuluian form doesn't crawl out from her human husk and eat us all.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Tesseracts wrote:In this age of falsehoods and lies, it's comforting to know some people are genuinely idiots.
Windy wrote:You know those crazy cults that look forward to and try to speed up the apocalypse? We should all join one of those.
sunglasses wrote:I eat cake.
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