Sad Central

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Re: Sad Central

Postby Twistappel » Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:26 am

mancityfooty wrote:There were ads in Joplin, Missouri back in the mid '90s wanting massage therapists. Male or female, no experience required. This ex that I was living with (a different story) said I should apply since I was good at rubbing bodies.

Then that same place got busted for prostitution.

I am kind of glad I didn't apply.


Even without that, apparently it's kind of an occupational hazard for real masseuses that clients can get sort of pushy about asking for a "happy ending". I know one lady who will only take clients on referral for that exact reason.

I would suggest that it would be less of an issue for a guy, but I can't help but notice that that's like, an entire sub-genre of gay porn.
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Re: Sad Central

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:58 am

Sister Morphine wrote: I can't help but notice that that's like, an entire sub-genre of gay porn.


The gayest.
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Re: Sad Central

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun Feb 21, 2016 3:10 am

Piter Lauchy wrote:
Matthew Notch wrote:Has a happy ending, [...]

How is that a happy ending? Its moral is "you can't please anyone ever so just please yourself (heh)". That moral isn't bad, but I wouldn't call it a happy one.


I forgot that I usually read this arc in the appropriate compilation, and the last strip shown before it goes to the next Sunday and from there into a new story arc was this one:

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See, that's pretty joyous, all things considered!
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Re: Sad Central

Postby mancityfooty » Sun Feb 21, 2016 5:02 am

This is sad, Matt.

What you posted is the opposite of that.

Not, that I minded reading, but, not it's not in the spirit of the subject.

Sorry





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Re: Sad Central

Postby Tesseracts » Sun Feb 21, 2016 6:16 am

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From here.
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Re: Sad Central

Postby Aquila89 » Sun Feb 21, 2016 11:28 am

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This idea was used by a teen tragedy song back in 1978.
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Re: Sad Central

Postby Piter Lauchy » Mon Feb 22, 2016 4:12 am

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Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Re: Sad Central

Postby Tesseracts » Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:54 am

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Re: Sad Central

Postby reallifegirl » Wed Feb 24, 2016 5:32 pm

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EDIT: If you want to be basically guaranteed to break down in sobs, this Buzzfeed list (where I got the second picture) is a good way guarantee it. I couldn't even scroll through it without tearing.
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Re: Sad Central

Postby SilverMaple » Mon Feb 29, 2016 6:18 am

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Re: Sad Central

Postby Anglerphobe » Mon Feb 29, 2016 9:37 pm

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"Homer, why are you so quiet today?" - This was posted shortly after the death of voice actor Tonino Accolla, who was the Italian voice of Homer Simpson and dozens of other comic roles in English movies and tv shows. Even though I'm not Italian, and grew up with Dan Castellanetta's Homer, this cartoon is devastatingly sad.
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Re: Sad Central

Postby Piter Lauchy » Mon Feb 29, 2016 10:12 pm

German Homer died too, recently. He was a staple of German voice acting as well. =(
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Re: Sad Central

Postby JamishT » Tue Mar 01, 2016 6:50 am

NPR newscaster Craig Windham passed away today unexpectedly. If you don't recognize the name, click the link and press play. I can't really imagine not hearing that voice ever again.
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Re: Sad Central

Postby Windy » Tue Mar 01, 2016 8:47 am

How many people ruined their lives over this election?

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Re: Sad Central

Postby Knicholas » Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:10 pm

Tesseracts wrote:WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, Tess! That's not sad! That's fucking terrifying!

On an intellectual level, I know there's a real person inside those costumes, but still. . .
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