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Sad Central

Postby Tesseracts » Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:53 pm

Sometimes I find stuff which is sad, not necessarily funny, but still worth reading.

Post those here.

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Re: Sad Central

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Sat Feb 20, 2016 12:39 am

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Re: Sad Central

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Re: Sad Central

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:21 am

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Tesseracts wrote:In this age of falsehoods and lies, it's comforting to know some people are genuinely idiots.
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Re: Sad Central

Postby Piter Lauchy » Sat Feb 20, 2016 1:42 am

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The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
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Re: Sad Central

Postby SilverMaple » Sat Feb 20, 2016 2:37 am

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Re: Sad Central

Postby Tesseracts » Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:55 am

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Re: Sad Central

Postby Windy » Sat Feb 20, 2016 6:13 am

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Re: Sad Central

Postby Tesseracts » Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:48 pm

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Re: Sad Central

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:07 am

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Poor guy's face in the second to last strip. Has a happy ending, but still, this hit pretty close to home when I was a young'un :(
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Re: Sad Central

Postby Piter Lauchy » Sun Feb 21, 2016 12:53 am

Matthew Notch wrote:Has a happy ending, [...]

How is that a happy ending? Its moral is "you can't please anyone ever so just please yourself (heh)". That moral isn't bad, but I wouldn't call it a happy one.
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The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
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Re: Sad Central

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sun Feb 21, 2016 1:55 am

There's only one place you can truly find a "happy ending":

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Re: Sad Central

Postby mancityfooty » Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:07 am

"A lot of Asian girls"

I like how you can't see inside.
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Re: Sad Central

Postby Twistappel » Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:13 am

My dad used to run a handyman service on the Gold Coast back in the '90s. He had this really sweet gig doing work for a "massage parlour". Every Saturday night, the cops would come and kick the door down, and every Sunday, dad would come and install a new door. #pointlessanecdote
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Re: Sad Central

Postby mancityfooty » Sun Feb 21, 2016 2:18 am

There were ads in Joplin, Missouri back in the mid '90s wanting massage therapists. Male or female, no experience required. This ex that I was living with (a different story) said I should apply since I was good at rubbing bodies.

Then that same place got busted for prostitution.

I am kind of glad I didn't apply.
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