A Very Generous Offer

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A Very Generous Offer

Postby Matthew Notch » Wed Jan 13, 2016 1:55 am

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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby Tuli » Wed Jan 13, 2016 2:10 am

"He is 2 and still nursing."

... is this normal? o.O
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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Jan 13, 2016 2:45 am

I'll buy! I can use It to cut my coffee with.
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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby cmsellers » Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:03 am

@Nathan:
Ewwww.

Milk is awful when it's been frozen and thawed.
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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby Knicholas » Wed Jan 13, 2016 4:10 am

Tuli wrote:"He is 2 and still nursing."

... is this normal? o.O


Some people do it.

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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby Australia » Wed Jan 13, 2016 6:54 am

"Oh, you like milk, do ya? Why don't you get on your bike and go down to the store and get some?"

If this sells, I don't know why I've been throwing my half-eaten toenail clippings out when there's a buyer out there for everything.
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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby cmsellers » Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:07 am

The milk is free, Oz.
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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby Australia » Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:19 am

Well, sure, if the price of your dignity isn't worth anything to you.

Seriously, I thought "star-free" was a Craigslist expression, like GTA wanted stars. If there are zero stars against the user, they haven't commited any crimes. Like the eBay percentage dealio. I didn't see the "free stuff" up the top because I was distracted by Notch's lack of "TCS" on his shortcuts when he still has Cracked and Reddit there.
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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby Matthew Notch » Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:23 am

Oh sorry, it's Mrs. Notch's computer. Actually I'm not sure why Cracked is there anyway; she never reads it anymore either.
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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:24 am

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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby Marcuse » Wed Jan 13, 2016 9:41 am

Pumped milk is barely usable a few hours after it's opened, I would be incredibly wary of anyone mad enough to store it for two years O_O

Also, there's no need to breastfeed at 2, they should be moving on to solid food from sometime around 6 months (which is the time the actual health benefits of breastfeeding stop applying) but some kids can take a little time to wean. In general over 1 is probably likely to be a choice on the part of the parent more than it is necessity. It's also worth noting that it's not going to do the kid any harm to continue, it just becomes a bit awkward after a while imo.
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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby Knicholas » Wed Jan 13, 2016 6:16 pm

Marcuse wrote:
Also, there's no need to breastfeed at 2, they should be moving on to solid food from sometime around 6 months (which is the time the actual health benefits of breastfeeding stop applying) but some kids can take a little time to wean. In general over 1 is probably likely to be a choice on the part of the parent more than it is necessity. It's also worth noting that it's not going to do the kid any harm to continue, it just becomes a bit awkward after a while imo.


Plus one of life's greatest joys is watching a baby eat solids for the first time. My eldest let us spoon a bit of pablum in her mouth, took a few seconds to taste it, then grabbed the spoon with both hands for more.
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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby Marcuse » Wed Jan 13, 2016 6:23 pm

Knicholas wrote:
Marcuse wrote:
Also, there's no need to breastfeed at 2, they should be moving on to solid food from sometime around 6 months (which is the time the actual health benefits of breastfeeding stop applying) but some kids can take a little time to wean. In general over 1 is probably likely to be a choice on the part of the parent more than it is necessity. It's also worth noting that it's not going to do the kid any harm to continue, it just becomes a bit awkward after a while imo.


Plus one of life's greatest joys is watching a baby eat solids for the first time. My eldest let us spoon a bit of pablum in her mouth, took a few seconds to taste it, then grabbed the spoon with both hands for more.


My boy took a huge liking to long stem broccoli because he could hold it well. It was hilarious because it's kind of floppy cooked, and it was like he was painting on his face with it.
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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby sunglasses » Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:37 pm

Knicholas wrote:
Marcuse wrote:
Also, there's no need to breastfeed at 2, they should be moving on to solid food from sometime around 6 months (which is the time the actual health benefits of breastfeeding stop applying) but some kids can take a little time to wean. In general over 1 is probably likely to be a choice on the part of the parent more than it is necessity. It's also worth noting that it's not going to do the kid any harm to continue, it just becomes a bit awkward after a while imo.


Plus one of life's greatest joys is watching a baby eat solids for the first time. My eldest let us spoon a bit of pablum in her mouth, took a few seconds to taste it, then grabbed the spoon with both hands for more.


pablum? Vat is dis thing you speak of.


Also, seriously, I'm tired of the people who seem to think breast milk is a panacea. It's not.
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Re: A Very Generous Offer

Postby Paradox » Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:53 pm

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Marcuse wrote:
Also, there's no need to breastfeed at 2, they should be moving on to solid food from sometime around 6 months (which is the time the actual health benefits of breastfeeding stop applying) but some kids can take a little time to wean. In general over 1 is probably likely to be a choice on the part of the parent more than it is necessity. It's also worth noting that it's not going to do the kid any harm to continue, it just becomes a bit awkward after a while imo.


Plus one of life's greatest joys is watching a baby eat solids for the first time. My eldest let us spoon a bit of pablum in her mouth, took a few seconds to taste it, then grabbed the spoon with both hands for more.

pablum? Vat is dis thing you speak of.


Also, seriously, I'm tired of the people who seem to think breast milk is a panacea. It's not.

I'm pretty sure it's someone's fetish, though.
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