The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby JamishT » Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:34 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby cmsellers » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:03 am

JamishT wrote:Mario cares about avoiding infections, it's makes sense to me!

I thought the inexplicable part was Mario assuming the kid has a foreskin. But then, he's Italian, and only Jews, Muslims, and Americans circumcise their kids.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Grimstone » Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:37 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Australia » Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:11 pm

"And you call it a cum omelette despite the fact that it is obviously eggless?"
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Kivutar » Wed Jan 16, 2019 8:53 pm

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Anglerphobe » Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:34 pm

Australia wrote:"And you call it a cum omelette despite the fact that it is obviously eggless?"


Presumably they added cornflour to it, like a vegan omelette. And, frankly, this is closer to an actual omelette than one of those. It at least involves a gamete, if admittedly not the correct one.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Krashlia » Wed Jan 16, 2019 11:42 pm

"Kodomo no Jikan" is the anime everyone who saw anime on youtube (in two or three video parts per episode) would like to pretend they never saw.

But thats BS, and you know it...

Pretend and lie to yourself all you like.

You -- we -- cannot deny what you did. You saw it and cannot unsee it.

Sure, have a thousand, a million youtube dramas. Make all the accusations and Blame your anxieties on outsiders. Craft Subtle and obscure jokes that fly over the heads of people who don't know, in order to hide from yourself and others the tarnishing of your soul that happened years ago, and remains long after google has removed it on copyright grounds.

But there is no going back, my fellows.
No. Going. Back.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:13 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Krashlia » Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:00 am

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If they became cousins, would they still be able to continue a relationship?
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:01 am

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If they became cousins, would they still be able to continue a relationship?

Well, it is Japan.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Krashlia » Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:49 am

(smacks table in realization)

Call Mr. Abe, I have an idea on how to bring back the birth rate!

We're going to need several million divorcees, a few southern baptist sex-ed teachers, and rolling black outs between 6pm to 11pm at choice month-long periods on the calendar!
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:00 am

Deathclaw_Puncher wrote:
Krashlia wrote:
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If they became cousins, would they still be able to continue a relationship?

Well, it is Japan.


Don't you mean "Well, it is West Virginia."
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby cmsellers » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:41 pm

NathanLoiselle wrote:
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Krashlia wrote:If they became cousins, would they still be able to continue a relationship?

Well, it is Japan.


Don't you mean "Well, it is West Virginia."

No, she clearly means. "Well, it is Ireland."



I mean, where do you think West Virginians come from?
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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