The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Ladki96 » Sun Dec 09, 2018 6:28 am

I don't know, I'd definitely think I was living in bizarro world if my son came up to me and launched into the minute details of his sex life :P I'm being harsh I guess, but just putting myself in the parents' shoes - 23* is still adulthood, if he's mature enough to do all this stuff, he should be mature enough to understand social etiquette

edit - 26* apparently, so xd
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Dec 09, 2018 7:00 pm

I would just like everyone to know. I'm kinky.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Dec 10, 2018 2:26 am

I may have heard a song by the Kinks once.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby iMURDAu » Tue Dec 11, 2018 12:03 am

cmsellers wrote:There is no reason to ever tell your parents anything about your kinkiness, and even less to tell them about your specific kink.


Prude! Open your mind and your behind will follow. I think that's what President Clinton said. His first name was George right?

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Tue Dec 18, 2018 3:03 am

It's never ogre.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Krashlia » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:55 am

BROWNRECLUSE wrote:It's never ogre.


(Shrek flies out into the night...)
(...past the body of hanging Overbearing authority figure)

..."Till its Ogre..."



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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Dec 18, 2018 8:10 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby DoglovingJim » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:21 am

iMURDAu wrote:
cmsellers wrote:There is no reason to ever tell your parents anything about your kinkiness, and even less to tell them about your specific kink.


Prude! Open your mind and your behind will follow. I think that's what President Clinton said. His first name was George right?


What happened to the days where all kids would talk about was sports and job searching, keep that stuff about how they like to stick their weiner piddle-stick to themselves. Heck keep the job search to yourself too because you don't want to be seen as a bum in need of money, join the KGB that's where you'll get the money. Then afterwards when the Soviet Union fell you got to keep your state issued apartment that's twice as large as any of the normal civilian apartments, and then your sister dies and you get her apartment too and put it on rent making even more money. And whoever tries to lease it you badger on about them using too much electrocity in the middle of winter, whenever you're not trying to convert them to become Jehovah witnesses of course because somehow that became a pastime for former KGB agents apparently.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Grimstone » Wed Dec 19, 2018 10:34 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Anglerphobe » Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:58 pm

Reminds of that girl who beat Dark Souls 3 on a dance pad.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Thu Dec 27, 2018 12:18 pm

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Can we please delete the internet now?

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How about now?

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Pedgerow » Sun Dec 30, 2018 4:15 pm

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To be fair, Internet weirdos seem to really, really like Sonic the Hedgehog and his buddies. My own love for Eastern European pop music has led me to the outstanding Lithuanian Eurodance group Soniclove, and let me tell you, never do a Google Image Search for them. You get plenty of results, but it's not them.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby JamishT » Tue Jan 01, 2019 4:44 am

Mario cares about avoiding infections, it's makes sense to me!
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Jan 01, 2019 8:53 am

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