The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Krashlia » Tue Feb 13, 2018 4:53 am

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I'm both intensely curious as to how this could have possibly happened and pretty sure I don't want to know.

(Pleural fluid is the fluid between the serous membranes around the outside of your lungs. Key word: "outside", so the patient somehow getting semen in their lungs only explains how it got to the general area. Though, I guess that might have something to do with why they're in the hospital in the first place)


Patient probably had a perforation of the lungs while performing oral sex. s/he probably also choked a bit, with the semen going down the wrong airway. Bam! Semen outside the lungs.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Bromo » Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:18 pm

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby cmsellers » Sat Feb 17, 2018 2:43 am

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That's very clearly a greentext retelling of this song:
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Feb 17, 2018 5:11 am

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Meh. That's just your average Fire Emblem playthrough right there.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sun Feb 18, 2018 5:55 pm

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The One-Third Reich.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Feb 19, 2018 6:23 am

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The One-Third Reich.

I can imagine them sending the poor Jawa's to the gas chambers as we speak.

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Grimstone » Tue Feb 20, 2018 7:23 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:47 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Bromo » Thu Feb 22, 2018 5:15 pm

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby reallifegirl » Mon Feb 26, 2018 3:53 pm

So a writer I follow on Twitter brought up a minor scandal that happened last year when a Canadian writer published a column about how she'd attended a party and, uh, attempted to covertly breastfeed a stranger's baby.

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Also, the stranger, as it turns out, is a major Canadian politician, so that's fun.

...yeah,

What always gets me about these sorts of op-eds isn't so much that the writer did a weird thing. It's that the writer did a weird thing, and then decided "I am okay with writing about this, and then publishing it for the entire world to see -- a world which includes my parents, siblings, past and future romantic partners, friends, friends' parents, extended relatives, and all of my future bosses, who will presumably Google me before considering me for a job."
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Ladki96 » Mon Feb 26, 2018 5:46 pm

It's almost as if there's a difference between feeding your friend's kids with their consent and trying to feed (which you well knew was not possible for you at that time) a stranger's baby

"C'mon lady," said his eyes.

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:12 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sat Mar 03, 2018 3:43 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Delta Jim » Wed Mar 07, 2018 8:32 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Mar 13, 2018 4:29 am

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