The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby cmsellers » Fri Jan 19, 2018 6:03 am

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Apparently God is Japan?

Does this mean that the only people going to heaven are weebs?
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Krashlia » Fri Jan 19, 2018 7:27 am

Well, it *is* hard to kick against the goad.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Jan 19, 2018 11:11 am

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Apparently God is Japan?

Does this mean that the only people going to heaven are weebs?

Hmm? Judging from that picture I thought you'd have meant Indian?

*people urgently whisper in my ear*

Wait what? That's not their flag? But what about all those dots they have on their forehead?
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Jan 20, 2018 2:24 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Jan 21, 2018 12:22 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Jan 22, 2018 7:42 pm

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby cmsellers » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:35 pm

Get up, stand up.
Stand up for the whites.
Get up, stand up.
Don't give up the fight.

There was a Hillbilly Soldier
In the heart of America
Fleeing from Europa, conquering America
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival

Won't you have to sing
These songs of slavery?
'Cause all I ever had
Redemption songs

I shot the sheriff.
And I also shot the deputy.

One Hate! One Fight!
Let's get together and feel alt right.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby iMURDAu » Wed Jan 24, 2018 3:12 am

Ok so the past two weekends a Philadelphia Eagles fan has punched a horse outside the stadium. Different fans, different horses, sorry if that wasn't clear and hopefully it is now.

This weekend a guy who was being detained by a mounted cop slipped out of his jacket and started slugging both horse and rider. Last weekend a fan was removed from the game because as Dr. Indiana Jones put it, no ticket. That guy took his frustration out on a police horse. The Eagles play in the Super Bowl a couple Sundays from now but the game is in Minnesota. I strongly recommend all horses avoid the Greater Minneapolis/St. Paul Metropolitan Area.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby SandTea » Wed Jan 24, 2018 6:02 am

iMURDAu wrote:I strongly recommend all horses avoid the Greater Minneapolis/St. Paul Metropolitan Area.


Mongo, only pawn in game of life...
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby DoglovingJim » Thu Jan 25, 2018 4:41 pm

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Closest thing I can think of is one of my favourite songs.

Merle Haggard- I'm A White Boy


Wouldn't call it nationalist though, more like white pride. But if reggae is black mans music than country music must be white mans.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Anglerphobe » Thu Jan 25, 2018 7:12 pm

Guys, you're missing the fact that this is a huge opportunity. Someone find me a confederate flag, a set of steel drums, and a bass guitar - we're gonna be rich!
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby JamishT » Fri Jan 26, 2018 6:49 am

Anglerphobe wrote:Guys, you're missing the fact that this is a huge opportunity. Someone find me a confederate flag, a set of steel drums, and a bass guitar - we're gonna be rich!


Feeeeeelin' white white white! Feeeeeelin' white white white!

(that was an attempt to reference this:
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby cmsellers » Fri Jan 26, 2018 7:39 am

Anglerphobe wrote:Guys, you're missing the fact that this is a huge opportunity. Someone find me a confederate flag, a set of steel drums, and a bass guitar - we're gonna be rich!

I'm sorry, I'm too busy trying to find an accordionist, a flutist, and a fiddler for my National Socialist Klezmer Orchestra.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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