The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby JamishT » Mon Sep 28, 2015 4:42 am

That cross thing isn't even real, sillies.

The Linked Article Above, May It Be Forever Blessed wrote: But is the “anti-masturbation cross,” with its complicated-sounding “papoose cross and arm immobilizer” combo intended to “safely secure a self-raping child,” actually real? Nah.

The photo is from the Facebook page Stop Masturbation Now, a tongue-in-cheek, parody anti-masturbation group that was apparently formed back in 2013 by professional prankster "Lonnie Childs," who previously duped the media with a press release for the fake anti-masturbation mascot Fappy the Dolphin.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Sep 28, 2015 5:02 am

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Bonus: trans headcanons meet cis guilt.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Delta Jim » Mon Sep 28, 2015 6:52 am

JamishT wrote:That cross thing isn't even real, sillies.

The Linked Article Above, May It Be Forever Blessed wrote: But is the “anti-masturbation cross,” with its complicated-sounding “papoose cross and arm immobilizer” combo intended to “safely secure a self-raping child,” actually real? Nah.

The photo is from the Facebook page Stop Masturbation Now, a tongue-in-cheek, parody anti-masturbation group that was apparently formed back in 2013 by professional prankster "Lonnie Childs," who previously duped the media with a press release for the fake anti-masturbation mascot Fappy the Dolphin.


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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Paradox » Mon Sep 28, 2015 2:32 pm

Ericthebearjew wrote:Otherkinism: it has come full circle!
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Oh, no! A regular person!

That's terrible, how can he feel oppressed now?
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby ironskoblin » Tue Sep 29, 2015 2:48 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Sep 29, 2015 7:36 pm

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby TwoSheds » Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:03 pm

Fun little fact about the anti-masturbation cross - the Puritans famously hated any and all sexuality outside of marriage, including a nice round of self-lovin'. There's a German drama film called The White Ribbon about life a German village before World War 1, and one of the focuses is on a Puritan preacher man and his family. His son admits to masturbating, so every night his parents tie his arms to the bed frame.

It's a strange film.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Bromo » Tue Sep 29, 2015 8:51 pm

JamishT wrote:That cross thing isn't even real, sillies.

The Linked Article Above, May It Be Forever Blessed wrote: But is the “anti-masturbation cross,” with its complicated-sounding “papoose cross and arm immobilizer” combo intended to “safely secure a self-raping child,” actually real? Nah.

The photo is from the Facebook page Stop Masturbation Now, a tongue-in-cheek, parody anti-masturbation group that was apparently formed back in 2013 by professional prankster "Lonnie Childs," who previously duped the media with a press release for the fake anti-masturbation mascot Fappy the Dolphin.


To be fair, I found the picture on a comment thread for a yaoi/shota/RAPE manga scan. I wasn't sure if it was tongue-in-cheek or someone was trying to repress their sexual urges.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:45 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Tesseracts » Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:04 am

Thanks fat white women for setting back all the progress we have made in society.

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby A Warrior Bunny » Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:35 am

Tesseracts wrote:shitwhitepeopledo.jpg

Hmm. I've redone plenty of high fives. Guess that puts me on par with people who commit genocide and/or eat all vegetable diets. I'll go sit in my corner and think about what I've done.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Sep 30, 2015 2:39 am

TIL all LGBT people are White.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby ShuaiGuy » Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:49 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Marcuse » Wed Sep 30, 2015 10:00 am

ShuaiGuy wrote:
Ericthebearjew wrote:Image


To be fair, that's pretty much what the Civil Rights Movement was. Black people were like, "Is this seat taken?" and a lot of white people.......didn't react well at all.


Speaking as someone from the UK, this is all literally hundreds of years past for me. I do find it inappropriate to hold people today responsible for the oppression of the past. I don't find it appropriate to hold the descendants of the Songhai Empire among others responsible for their actions in being a literal slave empire and selling fellow non-white people to the white slavers.

I think saying that white people as a group are evil is racist.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby AboveGL » Wed Sep 30, 2015 10:12 am

Remember at one point I laughed at some of these silly examples (RE: misandry)? And then someone pointed out that shit like that CAN actually have an adverse effect when published? Well, now I've gone back to disgust, because that shit's NOT funny no matter how stupid the people are.

This is saddening and frustrating. I cannot overstate my feelings here.
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