The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby sunglasses » Tue Sep 22, 2015 1:17 am

Or might be, in fact, a pubic hair wig.

Since that literally is what a merkin is.

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Andropov4 » Tue Sep 22, 2015 1:21 am

sunglasses wrote:Or might be, in fact, a pubic hair wig.

Since that literally is what a merkin is.

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Paradox » Tue Sep 22, 2015 1:26 am

...I don't know what to think of this.

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I get that facing people while being trans might be hard, but she isn't complaining about that. She's complaining her family don't want to financially support her forever because that's "telling her how to live her life".
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Tesseracts » Tue Sep 22, 2015 1:58 am

Everyone who doesn't want "labor extorted from them" can stop fucking working. They would probably by a pain in the ass to work with anyway. Normal people find emotional fulfillment in work. If you're mentally ill and unwilling to be treated, go ahead and live of welfare forever, I don't care. It doesn't make you special or important, it just makes you one among the many dysfunctional human beings.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Paradox » Tue Sep 22, 2015 2:03 am

What if I don't wanna financially support someone for my life? Stop telling me how to live my life, stop telling me to feed you forever.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Sep 22, 2015 3:21 am

gisambards wrote:
Paradox wrote:You know, Eric...you got me wondering how you come across this stuff.

Maybe you aren't a bear...but a bearkin!


Don't be silly.
Bears can't be bearkin.
He's a humankin (also, possibly transJewish).

Nonsense. I fall into Shonnichuan, spring of drowned bear! Is tragic story of bear who drown in spring 1,200 year ago! From then on, anyone who fall in spring take body of bear!
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby gisambards » Tue Sep 22, 2015 11:12 am

Ah. So you're a transbear. That would make more sense.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Paradox » Tue Sep 22, 2015 12:26 pm

Secretly, Eric opens his Tumblr account and writes on how oppressive the cis-specied are.

You aren't inherently human. Society brainwashes you into thinking you are. You are born species-neutral and may or may not have an affinity for a certain species later on.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Paradox » Thu Sep 24, 2015 11:49 am

I had, once, to tell someone that if logic proves him wrong, it means his argument is bad, not logic.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Australia » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:30 pm

Paradox wrote:I had, once, to tell someone that if logic proves him wrong, it means his argument is bad, not logic.


I hope that resulted in a meta-argument where he tried to prove logic wrong using the power of vague opinions.

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Paradox » Thu Sep 24, 2015 12:51 pm

He tried to prove my logic was flawed by using overly emotional arguments like "that can't be true because THATS SO HORRIBLE!!! Don't you have a heart??!"
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Australia » Thu Sep 24, 2015 3:56 pm

That wasn't helping his argument. Being heartless removes all bias whatsoever. I ought to know. I have dozens of hearts in my freezer.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Sep 24, 2015 6:06 pm

I was searching for a Nostalgia Critic reaction face to respond to a dental story in the rant thread. Instead I found this.

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Internet, do ponies improve every image of everything ever in the universe?

The answer is no. No, they do not.

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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