The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Delta Jim » Sun Nov 05, 2017 4:26 am

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Considering he used to look like this:

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I feel like it wouldn't be the first time someone tried to kill him.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Piter Lauchy » Tue Nov 07, 2017 8:19 am


To register as a True German, you need to be able to open a beer with everything and anything. Thus I conclude he wasn't a True German. Probably a Jew.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Kivutar » Wed Nov 08, 2017 1:50 am

Piter Lauchy wrote:To register as a True German, you need to be able to open a beer with everything and anything. Thus I conclude he wasn't a True German. Probably a Jew.


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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Piter Lauchy » Wed Nov 08, 2017 9:04 am

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Piter Lauchy wrote:To register as a True German, you need to be able to open a beer with everything and anything. Thus I conclude he wasn't a True German. Probably a Jew.



"Now get my gun and a bottle opener."
You should be able to open it with the gun, Adolf. Not a True German.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby sunglasses » Wed Nov 08, 2017 8:03 pm

Piter Lauchy wrote:

To register as a True German, you need to be able to open a beer with everything and anything. Thus I conclude he wasn't a True German. Probably a Jew.


This must be why my husband has been able to open beers with lighters. He is a True German.

Well I mean, with a name like Hess and his mom's last name being Munschauer I kinda suspected Germanic origins.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sat Nov 11, 2017 8:57 pm

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Man, fuck that guy.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby JamishT » Sat Nov 11, 2017 10:33 pm

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...I would.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby DoglovingJim » Sun Nov 12, 2017 12:39 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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