The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby mancityfooty » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:58 pm

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Tesseracts » Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:34 pm

Netflix made an anime starring Jaden Smith with weird product placements from Toblerone.

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:33 am

My dog is starting to sound like a duck, hopefully he didn't mess up his vocal cords or something while barking too hard (adding it to bizarre because he is a majestic big and strong solid black German Shepherd and yet he sounds like a baby duck).
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Oct 16, 2017 7:46 pm

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Tesseracts » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:40 am

Found on Facebook without irony.

An elephant and a dog became pregnant at same time. Three months down the line the dog gave birth to six puppies. Six months later the dog was pregnant again, and nine months on it gave birth to another dozen puppies. The pattern continued.
On the eighteenth month the dog approached the elephant questioning, _"Are you sure that you are pregnant? We became pregnant on the same date, I have given birth three times to a dozen puppies and they are now grown to become big dogs, yet you are still pregnant. Whats going on?"._
The elephant replied, _"There is something I want you to understand. What I am carrying is not a puppy but an elephant. I only give birth to one in two years. When my baby hits the ground, the earth feels it. When my baby crosses the road, human beings stop and watch in admiration, what I carry draws attention. So what I'm carrying is mighty and great."._
Don't lose faith when you see others achieving their success
Don't be envious of others results. If you haven't received your success, don't despair. Say to yourself "My time is coming, and when it hits the surface of the earth, people shall yield in admiration. TYPE AMEN & SHARE THIS POST TO INSPIRE OTHERS


Jeez, and they call the dog a bitch.

This post was also accompanied by a needlessly graphic cross section of a pregnant elephant, which I did not include.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Grimstone » Tue Oct 17, 2017 4:48 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby DoglovingJim » Tue Oct 17, 2017 5:21 am

Really? It takes two years for them to give birth? Interesting.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby reallifegirl » Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:13 am

I made the mistake of looking up stuff about the upcoming movie 'My Friend Dahmer' (I read the book and it's really good, and written by someone who really was friends with Jeffrey Dahmer in high school). Somehow, I had managed to forget that serial killer fangirls are a thing. Oh God, are they ever a thing.

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby mancityfooty » Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:48 am

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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby D-LOGAN » Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:25 pm

Tesseracts wrote:Found on Facebook without irony.

An elephant and a dog became pregnant at same time. Three months down the line the dog gave birth to six puppies. Six months later the dog was pregnant again, and nine months on it gave birth to another dozen puppies. The pattern continued.
On the eighteenth month the dog approached the elephant questioning, _"Are you sure that you are pregnant? We became pregnant on the same date, I have given birth three times to a dozen puppies and they are now grown to become big dogs, yet you are still pregnant. Whats going on?"._
The elephant replied, _"There is something I want you to understand. What I am carrying is not a puppy but an elephant. I only give birth to one in two years. When my baby hits the ground, the earth feels it. When my baby crosses the road, human beings stop and watch in admiration, what I carry draws attention. So what I'm carrying is mighty and great."._
Don't lose faith when you see others achieving their success
Don't be envious of others results. If you haven't received your success, don't despair. Say to yourself "My time is coming, and when it hits the surface of the earth, people shall yield in admiration. TYPE AMEN & SHARE THIS POST TO INSPIRE OTHERS


Jeez, and they call the dog a bitch.

This post was also accompanied by a needlessly graphic cross section of a pregnant elephant, which I did not include.


Hey, I AM THAT ELEPHANT BABY!

And you know what, people do stop and gaze in admiration. As they should. So don't be jealous Dog Babies, it's just the way of the world.

A-mother-fucking-men.
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Re: The bizarre and the inexplicable

Postby Anglerphobe » Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:29 am

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The longer you look at this, the more confused you become.
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