Well that escalated quickly

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby SilverMaple » Sun Aug 30, 2015 7:33 pm

Why is that shopping cart full of Vaseline and cucumbers? I guess Pastor Johnson's eczema is acting up again. It's funny how that always happens around the same time he decides to make pickles.

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Matthew Notch » Mon Aug 31, 2015 4:26 am

I love going to Ikea because their fine products give me valuable construction experience, useful for when I get around to finishing my Jew Torture Gauntlet.

This one here is for children
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:49 pm

Gather 'round! This one here is for the children!

(Unzips pants, drops underwear)



Can you believe the price of milk these days?
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Matthew Notch » Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:05 am

Can you believe the price of milk these days? Anyway this will all be over as soon as you empty out the cash register into this bag. Try not to make a scene; we already killed the security guard, and I'll have no trouble killing you if you make a scene.

No pressure or anything
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby mancityfooty » Wed Sep 02, 2015 1:56 pm

"No pressure or anything..."

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"...but if you don't cut the right wire, we are f*cked."
"Cut the white wire? Ok."
"No! I didn't say 'white', I said..."

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:04 pm

I'll be right back. I just need to toss these bodies in the walk-in freezer. Can't have them stinkin' up the place.

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby sunglasses » Wed Sep 02, 2015 10:42 pm

Do you know how to dispose of old dynamite without causing it to explode? Asking for a friend. Oh what's that? Don't store it near the furnace? Oh fu-BOOM!




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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby mancityfooty » Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:49 pm

Excuse me-do you have any grey poop on?
Oh? Just me then.
Would you like to have some of mine?


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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Matthew Notch » Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:56 am

I can't wait to die, because seriously this is the worst movie I've ever seen.

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby DanteHoratio » Fri Sep 04, 2015 3:19 pm

Do you like Sonic the Hedgehog? Well, Sonic does not like you.

I went out to the forest to explore.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby JamishT » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:41 pm

I went out to the forest to explore my cousin's sexuality.



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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:18 pm

I guess it's time for a haircut.

(Grabs clippers) Please hike up that skirt and stay still for a minute, my dear.


The toilet is overflowing again.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby mancityfooty » Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:19 am

The toilet is overflowing again.
How many times do I have to tell you?
You disposing your "guests" in the toilet is not good for the plumbing.
This is exactly why we got that chipper/shredder.
Now use it!


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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby skooma » Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:27 am

Must be faster...
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The toilet is overflowing again. This time it's blood and puss, and it keeps yelling about being tired of our relatives, so who should we sacrifice?


I can't believe I didn't assrape your husband at that barbecue, I just forgot, don't worry I'll get to it before he can undercook again.

I can't wait to tear your clothes off and throw you in all that blood we stole, this will be great - do a scared face.

Is it me, or was this changed from I can't wait - probably me.

I forgot my keys
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby CarrieVS » Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:33 pm

I forgot my keys, so I couldn't get into my bedridden grandmother's house to make her breakfast and change her oxygen cylinder. I'm sure she'll be ok until tomorrow.


Thank goodness it's the weekend...
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