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Well that escalated quickly

Postby sunglasses » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:14 pm

Let's take an innocent phrase such as "Bob went skiing with his brother" and have the next poster escalate it to wild levels such as "Bob went skiing with his brother, who he had to dig up last Sunday."

Then said poster leaves their own innocent sentance.

Let's start!

"Jill and her dad enjoyed some hot cocoa"
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby JamishT » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:41 pm

Jill and her dad enjoyed some hot cocoa after burying Aunt Sally in the backyard.




Jack and Jill went up the hill
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby sunglasses » Mon Dec 29, 2014 8:59 pm

Jack and Jill went up the hill and were slaughtered by the bear waiting in the bushes.



Let's order a pizza.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Tesseracts » Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:11 pm

Let's order a pizza, have sex with the pizza, and pay the delivery boy in pennies.

I bought a snuggie.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Dec 29, 2014 9:13 pm

I bought a snuggie woven from the pubic hairs of Kiribatian sex slaves.


I'm on a boat.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Dec 29, 2014 10:09 pm

I'm on a boat and let me tell you this is the best NAMBLA cruise.... ever.

I was taking down the Christmas tree
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Dec 29, 2014 10:12 pm

I was busy taking down the Christmas tree so I could use the star as a murder weapon.

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby sunglasses » Mon Dec 29, 2014 11:47 pm

I am king under the mountain! Of dead hookers!



I'll have a number 1 please, with coffee.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Matthew Notch » Tue Dec 30, 2014 1:04 am

I'll have a number one please, with coffee, but extra on the piss, and directly into my mouth if possible.

Actually can I make that a number two?
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby sunglasses » Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:35 am

Can I make that a number two, with a side of virgin blood waffles?


Mom hummed as she made breakfast.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Qinglong » Tue Dec 30, 2014 2:46 am

Mom hummed as she was made into breakfast.

I like to sing in the rain.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby DashaBlade » Tue Dec 30, 2014 6:47 am

I like to sing in the rain of my victims' blood.

Let's go shopping.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby jbobsully11 » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:12 am

Let's go shopping for new skin suits; mine are starting to get holes in them.

He drove off into the sunset.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby LaoWai » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:30 am

He drove off into the sunset, only fond memories to remind him of his weekend vacation--memories and his lunchbox full of severed fingers.

It's cold today.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Matthew Notch » Tue Dec 30, 2014 7:45 am

What typical, everyday disease is going to kill this AIDS riddled man?

It's cold, today.


Also I had originally posted one for Sully, so I'm just gonna do mine anyway.

He drove a herd of angry buffalo off into the Sunset Hotel where they trampled fifteen schoolaged children to death, as well as one older black gentleman with a cheery disposition.



His name was Wallace
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