Well that escalated quickly

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Nov 08, 2015 1:34 am

Thank goodness it's the weekend... no one will be around to see me dispose of these dead hookers at 4 AM.

I went outside the other day and
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby RainyDays » Sun Nov 08, 2015 6:08 am

I went outside the other day and got bitten by a zombie. Sorry I didn't tell you earlier, but things kept coming up and you seemed awfully busy and it just never felt like the right time, but if it's any consolation, your brains do taste pretty good.

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Matthew Notch » Sun Nov 08, 2015 7:23 am

No one is currently available to take your call girl that OD'd to the hospital, so you're just gonna have to put her in the trunk and take her yourself.

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby CarrieVS » Sun Nov 08, 2015 2:48 pm

I don't know what you heard but I'm going to kill you and feed your body to my cats, just in case it was something incriminating.


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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby skooma » Mon Jan 18, 2016 8:35 am

Here, kitty kitty, my ex is here and and as you can tell is also the one who stole your antelope that I totally didn't frame him for by shooting at you and then putting it in the car he tried to run me down in.

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Paradox » Tue Jan 19, 2016 2:46 pm

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby AboveGL » Wed Jan 20, 2016 5:11 pm

(following from Skooma)

When I hear that train whistle, I just have to make do with the knots I've tied. Some people are awkward like that, especially the overweight ones. Though I've had enough practise over the years to improve my timing.

I went to the store for some chocolate -
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby gisambards » Thu Jan 21, 2016 2:19 am

I went to the store for some chocolate, and never returned. Some say I haunt the road between my house and the store to this day, pining for my lost chocolate.
They're wrong. I didn't want the chocolate that badly.

As I entered the library, my eye was caught by -
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Australia » Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:29 am

As I entered the library, my eye was caught by a fishing hook and I was reeled back out. And that is the true story of how I became Blofeld.

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Jan 21, 2016 9:36 am

I've loved you since the first moment you killed that hooker.


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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby skooma » Sat Jan 23, 2016 1:44 am

They are the prey and we are the furries - does everyone have at least 3 guns, and can you see okay through your totally real eyes?

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:25 am

As the president's spouse, I am a goat.

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Matthew Notch » Sat Jan 23, 2016 7:28 am

Seventy-six trombones led the big parade with emphasis on the rusty part, if you know what I'm saying.

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby jbobsully11 » Fri Jun 03, 2016 5:36 am

The worst part about being a professional roller blader is how no one takes me seriously. But they will... *glances at tied-up man in the trunk, shuts the door*

I hope the train is on time for once. Yesterday, I
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Jun 03, 2016 3:26 pm

I hope the train is on time for once. Yesterday it was so late I had to untie these people from the tracks before the police saw me, and keep them in my basement overnight. I mean it's bad enough that I have to use a train because we don't have trolleys in Britain.
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