Well that escalated quickly

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Anglerphobe » Fri Jun 03, 2016 4:41 pm

And the lack of a prompt steadily drove me insane. Now I wander the halls of a brooding Gothic asylum jabbering incoherently about having nothing to work with. The therapists believe they might begin to make progress with my tangled thicket of a mind if they can at least figure out who "Carrie" is and how she seems to be the catalyst of my shattered perception of the world.

The day out at the park was delightful, but
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To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Jun 03, 2016 4:47 pm

I had the editor open to add a prompt immediately after posting it, but then I was called away to do actual work and I forgot. My most sincere apologies, Angler. Carry on, everyone.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby sunglasses » Fri Jun 03, 2016 5:10 pm

The day out at the park was delightful but people kept screaming "Put your clothes on!" and "There's children here!" How else am I expected to keep the blood off my clothes?

What a wonderful Friday
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Marcuse » Fri Jun 03, 2016 6:40 pm

What a wonderful Friday. The last day, in fact. The end of time and the universe and light and matter. On this day entropy wins its war against life in a crushing, achingly slow spiral into an intergalactic plughole that slurps the last gasping breath of existence and swallows it. Never to return.

It was the first day of the rest of my life.
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:00 am

It was the first day of the rest of my life. And then I died.

A lady tell me the other day, no one can take her sweet man away. I ask her," what is the mystery?". She say coconut water with
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Oct 29, 2017 10:08 pm

A lady tell me the other day, no one can take her sweet man away. I ask her,"what is the mystery?" She say coconut water with lime and Harry Nilsson’s blood.

Somewhere over the rainbow
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Oct 30, 2017 6:32 pm

Somewhere over the rainbow are the airless, irradiated wastes of outer space, occasionally interrupted by the searing heat of a star or the irresistible force of a black hole.

I adopted a kitten...
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Re: Well that escalated quickly

Postby Eternauta » Sun Feb 18, 2018 7:17 pm

CarrieVS wrote:Somewhere over the rainbow are the airless, irradiated wastes of outer space, occasionally interrupted by the searing heat of a star or the irresistible force of a black hole.

I adopted a kitten...


I adopted a kitten because the vet told me that, if my pet python eats only mice, it won't get enough vitamins. Besides, it seemed to like the taste of that kitten's mommy as she slid down death, digestion and oblivion before the soon to be orphaned kitty's eyes, its pupils dilating to take in the darkness which would soon envelop it.

That's funny, Granma...
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