The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby sunglasses » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:01 pm

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairp ... tation.php

Just...just read the comments.

And this is from God's facebook on the FBI investigating glitter bombs-

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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby CarrieVS » Wed Mar 11, 2015 2:34 pm

Well.

I guess we'll all just have to go back to using revenge crabs* instead of glitter bombs. The worst misunderstanding you could have with those is people thinking they're going to be crustaceans.



*would link, but I don't have the URL memorised and daren't google it on work internet)
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby Tesseracts » Fri Mar 13, 2015 1:00 am

This isn't really idiotic. But it's still wonderful. It's a comment on the article "Laser vs. inkjet printers: which is better?"

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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby IceBreaker14 » Sun Mar 15, 2015 6:42 pm

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This came from a British person, making it even more disturbing. She also claims to have 17 GCSEs.
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby OhJohnNo » Tue Apr 21, 2015 6:45 pm

r/iamverysmart

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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby Anglerphobe » Tue Apr 21, 2015 7:18 pm

OhJohnNo wrote:r/iamverysmart

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It's like a man collided with a thesaurus at extreme speed and suffered a severe brain injury.
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby NathanLoiselle » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:02 pm

Hey now! I'll have you know that I was born with this thesaurus sticking out of my head.
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby AboveGL » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:35 pm

You beings simply cannot fathom this gentleman's speak.

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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby OhJohnNo » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:43 pm

The vocabulary you used is not proximately astronomically immense enough for your jest to work correctly
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby NathanLoiselle » Tue Apr 21, 2015 10:38 pm

Proximately astronomically immense ... are you trying to say I'm fat?
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby SilverMaple » Wed Apr 22, 2015 12:13 am

No, merely that your astounding corpulence exhibits a tendency to induce emesis.
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Apr 23, 2015 7:35 pm

This isn't on the internet. However, it is dumb. It meets 50% of the criteria needed to qualify for the "idiots on the internet" thread. If 50% is not enough for you, please leave now.

This is a painting by Jeff Koons.

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This is what Jeff Koons has to say about his own painting.

This painting has a sexualized sense of nature. There's reference to nineteenth-century French painting, and Courbet, and to Louis Elishemius, a twentieth-century American who has absolutely influenced me over the last couple of years. There's also a reflective silver line drawing that's what I think would be Cy Twombley's take on Courbet's Origin of the World-- but a little more primal. The image itself comes from a close-up of a couple in the act of making love. It's a penetration. Laid on top of that, with the exact same cropping, is an image of a waterfall. So you have the greens and the nature colors and then in the center of the waterfall, you have white and the flesh of the couple. It makes reference to Marcel Duchamp's Etant Donnes. Sexuality is something that overtakes you. The gesture that you end up making in the world happens through instinct and all these desires for procreation. The most beautiful aesthetics, the greatest beauty, is the acceptance of nature and of how things function. When I say beauty, I mean just true reality and openness to everything.


He scribbled over a pixelated image of two people having sex. Clearly the most intellectual art possible.
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:21 pm

That's two people having sex? Really? I mean I don't want to doubt you but really? Really really?
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby Delta Jim » Thu Apr 23, 2015 8:26 pm

Sometimes I think artists are just fucking with people when they do that.

On a side note, I'd like to show you my new work.

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It's a statement on the plight of the fainting goat.
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Apr 24, 2015 4:27 am

But DeltaJim. What's the meaning behind your awesome piece of art?
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