The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby iMURDAu » Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:38 pm

Oh no an out of touch talking head is switching his brand of $5 pint sized ice cream. I'm sure regular America who spends that much on a giant tub of bottom shelf swill frozen dairy dessert will care so much that this fool just now finally noticed Ben & Jerry's politics after all these years. Seriously, what type of rock has Rubin been living under?
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat Nov 10, 2018 1:20 am

A guy returned to the well of youtube comment sections and twitter to get a cheap feeling of superiority over anonymous strangers he will never meet, making him quite the idiot on the internet.

Preface: Claudia Gadelha is a UFC fighter, ranked #3 in the 52kg/115lb strawweight division. Recently, she appeared in a fun video in which Shaquille O'Neal entered a lighthearted bet with UFC president Dana White on whether or not he could grapple with her for five minutes without submitting (after a round against Forrest Griffin). Claudia won the bet by jumping Shaq while he lay exhausted from the bout with Forrest and choking him. Aside from the money changing hands, it was obviously not particularly serious.

Idiocy: The good folks of the internet got a tad defensive about that video of Claudia tapping Shaq, and some other videos which emerged of her (again, mostly lightheartedly) beating up some male tv personalities on what appears to be a Brazilian version of Jackass. Commentary ranged from victim-complex rants about how a male professional fighter beating up female celebrity would be crucified for it, to mockery the victims for not being manly enough, to insistence that the men were throwing the fights.

I believe if you're the sort of man who feels that you have to convince yourself that you aren't physically threatened by Claudia Gadelha, that you would have beaten her if you really wanted to, then you would get thoroughly wrecked by her in a fight and should accept it.
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Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
So, like the whetstone, many men are wont
To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

Anyone who has any kind of opinion fucking disgusts me.
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:06 pm

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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby cmsellers » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:22 pm

I know, right? How does anyone let their phone get below 30% when they're not traveling?
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby Anglerphobe » Tue Dec 18, 2018 10:53 pm

And it's only 13:35. What a disorganised person.

I only let my phone get down that far when my drunken stupor causes my alarm to repeat itself all morning and into the afternoon.
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"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive,
Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
So, like the whetstone, many men are wont
To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

Anyone who has any kind of opinion fucking disgusts me.
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Dec 19, 2018 4:13 am

Maybe he's at Starbucks and using their wifi??? Hmm?
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:55 am

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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Mar 02, 2019 10:42 pm

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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:03 pm

So, Star Butterfly was established as bisexual in a recent episode of SVTFOE, causing a lot of backlash from idiots. This being the most inexplicable of them:
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How the hell does straightness "fit a character better"?
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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

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Re: The following people are dumb: idiots on the internet

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Apr 14, 2019 7:18 pm

Oh boy dude. Your job is to be her friend not her guardian.
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