Politicians say the darndest things

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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby D-LOGAN » Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:19 pm

I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was a libertarian Who Made That Video! Watch it again and pay attention to the end, they come off better. That's what tipped me off. Now I know, I'm a cynical bastard, but there's method to my madness.
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Kivutar » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:48 pm

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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby SandTea » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:38 pm

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also, "I need a third hand to faceplam right now"
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My first attempt at making a gif!

...probably should be in reaction memes so I'll say something else I suppose. Uh, fox hired tomi lahren and sky dropped fox. Does that count?
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Delta Jim » Sat Sep 09, 2017 2:34 am

Rush Limbaugh tells listeners that Irma is a "liberal hoax", leaves south Florida for completely unrelated reasons before the non-existent hurricane makes landfall.

Limbaugh: "There's no hurricane, the liberal media is just freaking out over nothing."
Floridians: "Okay, so why are you packing a suitcase and fleeing?"
Limbaugh: "Oh, I'm just going to a... umm... conference. A conference that just coincidentally happens to be located somewhere not in the path of the made-up hurricane that totally doesn't exist."
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Sep 13, 2017 5:46 pm

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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Sep 13, 2017 9:09 pm

Look Ted. They didn't want you in 2012. And they didn't want you in 2016. Why are they going to want you in 2020? Your oblivious!!!
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Delta Jim » Mon Sep 18, 2017 1:02 am

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You mean this guy?

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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Aquila89 » Fri Sep 29, 2017 12:23 pm

Roy Moore, in all likelihood the next Senator from Alabama in an interview with Jeff Stein:

Moore: There are communities under Sharia law right now in our country. Up in Illinois. Christian communities; I don’t know if they may be Muslim communities. But Sharia law is a little different from American law. It is founded on religious concepts.

Stein: Which American communities are under Sharia law? When did they fall under Sharia law?

Moore: Well, there’s Sharia law, as I understand it, in Illinois, Indiana — up there. I don't know.

Stein: That seems like an amazing claim for a Senate candidate to make.

Moore: Well, let me just put it this way — if they are, they are; if they’re not, they’re not.

Moore said many other interesting things, such as describing homosexual behavior "a crime against nature, an
inherent evil, and an act so heinous that it defies one’s ability to describe it.”
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Oct 06, 2017 10:57 pm

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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Aquila89 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 2:08 pm

Let's have a politician from my home country for once. I've written about how our government made George Soros public enemy number one, portraying him as "a diabolical mastermind with unlimited funds and influence". Well, a few days ago, András Aradszki, member of the parliament and Secretary of State for Energy said that Soros is literally the agent of Satan. Not as a metaphor, no; Soros serves the actual, Christian Devil. He said that in a speech in the parliament. Just some quotes:

"According to the Third Secret of Fátima [...] Satan’s greatest and final attack against the Church will be the attack against families. We see this with abortion, euthanasia, same-sex marriage, and the forced politicization of gender theory. The Soros mercenaries do not cite the Holy Father’s thoughts on this. We see the great European attacks against families, in which Soros and his comrades want to destroy the independence and values of nation states for the purpose of watering down the Christian spirit of Europe with the forced settlement of tens of millions of migrants. But the fight against Satan is a Christian duty. Yes, I speak of an attack by Satan [...] as believed by Popes Saint John Paul and Benedict and many exorcists – the rosary is the strongest weapon against evil and it is capable of changing history. George Soros will also experience this.”
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Oct 13, 2017 7:56 pm

It should be international law that, when someone uses "Soros" as code for "Jews", they are to have frozen apples thrown at them.
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Oct 13, 2017 9:29 pm

Soros owns Hollywood, not Harvey Weinstein. Unless he's Soros in disguise.




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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Aquila89 » Fri Oct 13, 2017 11:17 pm

Another code for Jews is the Freemasons, which Deputy Prime Minister Zsolt Semjén mentioned recently: “the reason of the current migration crisis is the Freemasonry, which had Jacobin-style and Bolshevik versions, and of which one of the many branches is currently the Soros-style extreme liberal thing.”

The extreme liberal thing. Masonic conspiracy. Soros is Satan's agent on Earth. That's where our political discourse is.
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