Politicians say the darndest things

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Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Dec 08, 2014 6:23 am

"The separation of church and state is not an American principle -- it's a communist principle."-Rick Santorum
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Mon Dec 08, 2014 4:42 pm

"Let me be clear. It was not my idea to send her back."

– Joe Biden, when jokingly asked by Jay Leno on NBC's The Tonight Show about Anna Chapman, the Russian national arrested on June 2010 on suspicion of working for the Illegals Program spy ring and who gained celebrity status for her good looks and fashion style.
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Dec 11, 2014 8:11 pm

"God gave Moses the Ten Commandments so America would be rich!"-Michelle Bachmann
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:16 am

Massive trigger warning: Ann Coulter's opinion on rape.

Ok, this is more terrible than funny. However, this comment on the article is pretty great.

I'd call her a c**t but she lacks the depth and warmth.
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:16 pm

Ann Coulter is a horse. Now back to the general discussion.
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Dec 18, 2014 9:33 pm

"I destroyed liberal arguments with my superior logic"-Michelle Bachmann
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:52 pm

MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Bromo » Fri Jan 16, 2015 1:50 am

Tesseracts wrote:MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!


I think Edgar Allan Poe just rolled over in his grave right now.
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby blehblah » Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:30 am

Tesseracts wrote:List of things Ted Cruz doesn't understand:
1. Net neutrality
2. the internet
3. libertarianism
4. the government
5. speed

Seriously though. Apparently a lot of people have no idea what net neutrality is. TELL YOUR FAMILIES. TELL YOUR CHILDREN. TELL YOUR SENATORS.


Why the hate? He's just a Canadian-born guy trying to make his way in an American world.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/poli ... p/4308583/

Richard Kurland, a Vancouver-based immigration attorney, wonders what's taking so long. Kurland said Friday that unless there's a security or mental health issue that hasn't been disclosed, renouncing citizenship is a simple, quick process.


Well, it took only a few months to get past that little wrinkle.

http://www.cnn.com/2014/06/11/politics/ ... tizenship/

The microchips that we installed back then were a little flaky.

I feel I've said too much.

Ted Cruz for POTUS!!!
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Jan 22, 2015 7:55 pm

Ericthebearjew wrote:

I actually think this is a legitimate argument, and it's well stated. A higher minimum wage will lead to employers taking less risks and hiring less people with no experience.
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Jan 22, 2015 9:54 pm

"God's blessing will make me president to stop the Atheist secular theocracy"-Mike Huckabee
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby iMURDAu » Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:16 pm

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/rand-paul-vaccines-lead-mental-disorders/story?id=28675890

"“I’ve heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines" - Rand Paul

I've heard that the moon landing was a hoax, 9/11 was an inside job, smoking doesn't cause cancer, and that there's a shadow Nazi lizard government running the country from underneath the Denver International Airport. I mean, I've heard those things so ya know. They're all true.
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Re: Politicians say the darndest things

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Feb 03, 2015 6:20 pm

iMURDAu wrote:http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/rand-paul-vaccines-lead-mental-disorders/story?id=28675890

"“I’ve heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines" - Rand Paul

I've heard that the moon landing was a hoax, 9/11 was an inside job, smoking doesn't cause cancer, and that there's a shadow Nazi lizard government running the country from underneath the Denver International Airport. I mean, I've heard those things so ya know. They're all true.

Hey, this is a guy who was paranoid that Obama was going to drone the independent cafes of California. He's not exactly the picture of sanity.
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