Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
Australia wrote:Now, if you'll put aside your petty and unwarranted strike, we won't alert the petition signers that they've been signing over their souls.
JamesT wrote:What do you think they'll do once they gain the right to vote?
Matthew Notch wrote:Being's I don't celebrate Christmas, most of my gifts are elf-free anyway, and the ones that I do give are manufactured by at LEAST free-ranged elves.I don't think I can, in good faith, sign your petition, since it might constitute taking a political stand in some way
sunglasses wrote:I hate elves...
CmdrVimes wrote:I'm not giving you a sock, so stop asking.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
JamesT wrote:Elven Cuckoldry
JamesT wrote:And of course Dasha's anti human bigotry rears its ugly head. Look people: this is the face of the Elf Right's movement. First they insult you, then they start having sex with your wife, right in front of you, while all you can do is tweet about it.
Elven Cuckoldry isn't just the name of my high school prog rock band, people—it's also our future if we give in to these ludicrous demands.
FaceTheCitizen wrote:See, I never got this. Elves are too skinny. Orc girls, on other hand, have curves.
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