Stop the oppression of elves!

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Re: Stop the oppression of elves!

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:02 pm

Don't assume I'm a human, knife ear. Go back to hugging trees with your ignorance.
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Re: Stop the oppression of elves!

Postby DashaBlade » Thu Oct 09, 2014 5:57 pm

FaceTheCitizen wrote:Don't assume I'm a human, knife ear. Go back to hugging trees with your ignorance.


I'm trying, I'm trying. But these bastards won't let me out of the sweatshop.
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Re: Stop the oppression of elves!

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Oct 09, 2014 9:52 pm

Oh sure. They say they're oppressed but it's them pushing the delicious and addictive cookies on us.
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Re: Stop the oppression of elves!

Postby julyjack73 » Sat Oct 11, 2014 6:52 pm

Do not be fooled by the elven's words. it is merely propoganda made to inflate their own ego, as is the case with all words that come from an elf.

Why, one needs to look at their own literature to realize their vanity.


"For those graced with true vision, Elves comprise the finest race in all the worlds. We are that which other races aspire to be: Our longevity, our beauty, and our craftsmanship are all the stuff of legends. Certainly, each of these attributes can be recreated in some fashion by the lesser races, but theirs is an artifice of face and form and creation--never as fine as those that come naturally to us." - excerpt form "The Complete Book of Elves"



But that it not all. Take a look at what their members have to say!

"I am left with the threadbare heart of a human, or some other short-lived vermin." - Mr. Irenicus


(On human civilization)"...Civilization? No. This is a collection of shanties built by monkeys. Establish a stable, unified society with ten thousand years of beautiful culture, and then we'll talk." - Thief


"Men, they are but children" - Leaf, a child of the forest


So suddenly your kind claims to be a poor, helpless race, despite the fact that all your literature and leaders speak the opposite? Is that the truth, or is it just because you can't stand the power being in anyone else's hands other than your own?

- This message brought to you by the Dwarven International Guild.
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Re: Stop the oppression of elves!

Postby Andropov4 » Sat Oct 11, 2014 7:27 pm

Dwarven International Guild? I can dig that.
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Re: Stop the oppression of elves!

Postby JamesT » Mon Oct 13, 2014 1:03 am

Can we really trust Dwarves either, though? They're so... short. I don't trust anyone who makes me *lean over* to have a conversation. It reminds me of the bank.

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Re: Stop the oppression of elves!

Postby Matt the Czar » Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:22 am

Any suspected elves will be branded traitors and anarchists, then sent back to the Elven Union.
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Re: Stop the oppression of elves!

Postby Knicholas » Fri Feb 05, 2016 2:26 am

There are some areas of the internet where it is downright scary to be an elf.
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Re: Stop the oppression of elves!

Postby DashaBlade » Fri Feb 05, 2016 4:08 am

Yeah, see. The humans have biased all the other elder races against us.
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Re: Stop the oppression of elves!

Postby Ladki96 » Fri Dec 07, 2018 9:08 pm

sunglasses wrote:What about elves?

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I hate elves...

But your sig includes a quote from an (amazing) elf! What am I supposed to believe?!

{{{Elves}}} this is the crucial time of the year, free the little guys <3
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