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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby sunglasses » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:58 am

Ashtherion wrote:ASSAULT! In a room of law?

That's it gentlemen, I've just about had it with thi-this farce!

You guys have made it clear that you're all utterly incapable of being responsible....so maybe us spiders should be responsible for you...

*turns aside*

My brothers...today we seize our victory from the hands of the dead. Stultius Neci.


Oh I don't think so. You see in my bag of tricks (ok it's a giant purse) I have hairspray and a lighter. Spiders...you have met your match.

Mwahahaha...BURN MY PRETTIES, BURN!!!!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby JamesT » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:36 am

Since at this point I've actually forgotten who I'm supposed to be representing I move that we shuffle clients between lawyers and start fresh. Who's with me??

Wait, no stop shoving me out of the courtroom! I have a law degree I swear!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby sunglasses » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:42 am

This law degree is written on the inside of a Capt'n Crunch box!!!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Polydactyl » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:46 am

Hey, I'm back. Anyone interested in catching a movie later? Just have to make sure we sit at least 50 meters away from my ex and her "husband." it's hard to stay 50 meters from a face that punchable, I know, but we'll make it work.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby JamesT » Fri Apr 26, 2013 4:49 am

sunglasses wrote:This law degree is written on the inside of a Capt'n Crunch box!!!


Uh oh.

*James runs as Yakkity Sax plays*
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby NisiOptimum » Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:08 am

*Quietly cracks open another litre of guava-flavoured discount vodka*

"Become a court stenographer mother said. It's the easiest job in the world, she said."
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Ashtherion » Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:17 am

sunglasses wrote:Oh I don't think so. You see in my bag of tricks (ok it's a giant purse) I have hairspray and a lighter. Spiders...you have met your match.

Mwahahaha...BURN MY PRETTIES, BURN!!!!


Burn away. There are always more...

*dons commissar cap*

For every one of us who falls, ten more shall take his place!

Spiders: "FOR THE EMPER-uh-ASHTHERION-CHAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGEEEEEE!!"

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And yeah, I'm pretty much using all this as an excuse to spam this thread with images of spiders.

Edit: Oh good. The mechs are here.

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WHERE IS YOUR HAIRSPRAY NOW?


Also, in case anyone wants him, I've got JamesT.

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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Nostraa » Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:27 am

*silently sneaks into the court and steals everyone's wallets during the commotion*
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby sunglasses » Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:49 pm

Nostraa wrote:*silently sneaks into the court and steals everyone's wallets during the commotion*

Good luck with that!

Hey guys, Nostraa actually thinks we have money in our wallets. Enjoy your naked Bea Arthur pictures, Nostraa.

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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Fri Apr 26, 2013 1:52 pm

NSFW! NSFW!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Ashtherion » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:02 pm

sunglasses wrote:Image


Please. Mercy. I surrender. I'll swear my undying fealty to you my queen, just please-take it away.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby sunglasses » Fri Apr 26, 2013 2:06 pm

Shhhh, it's ok, Ash

Here's a nice puppy picture.

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The puppy erases all the bad.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Ashtherion » Fri Apr 26, 2013 3:06 pm

I'm not sure I'll ever be ok ever again after seeing that.

Edit: That reminds me, we're in a courthouse aren't we? I'm suing sunglasses for psychological damages and trauma. James, you can represent me. If you do, I'll think about getting those spiders off you.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Nostraa » Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:03 pm

Who said anything about money? I just like to collect the leather.
Also your IDs are valuable.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby JamesT » Fri Apr 26, 2013 5:49 pm

Ashtherion wrote:I'm not sure I'll ever be ok ever again after seeing that.

Edit: That reminds me, we're in a courthouse aren't we? I'm suing sunglasses for psychological damages and trauma. James, you can represent me. If you do, I'll think about getting those spiders off you.


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... I only have one thing to say in my opening statement for Ashtherion's case:


AAAAAAHHHHHHH OH GOD THEY'RE BITING
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