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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:33 pm

All of your dogs are stupid. My dog on the other hand......
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:34 pm

Ooh, fighting words!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby HarpingCarp » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:44 pm

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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Tue Apr 23, 2013 7:45 pm

This could actually be a really fun thread it we can collectively keep ourselves from being idiots, though. No promises on my part, mind...
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby HarpingCarp » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:18 pm

ORDER GODDAMMIT!

Everyone's request has been heard and indexed. All subpoenas have been issued. The court in now in session.
BAILIFF! I hire you back, you are honorable, and are willing to work for minimum wages.

Case #1823: Australia vs. Michael Muriel Tipicale.
Prosecu- *gets shot by a tranquilizer dart* sccchhiiooooonnnnnnnn....hhooww *drops to the floor*
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby CarpingHarp » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:18 pm

*blows smoke from gun*

Looks like there's a new Judge in town.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:21 pm

Sure, I have no self-respect. Where's my bailiff hat? And my bailiff stick for hitting people with?

All rise for the honourable Judge Harp Carpleton. Court is in session. Transgressors will be hit with a stick.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:22 pm

Correction, all rise for the honourable Judge Carp Harpleton.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:39 pm

Should both be knocked out, since they're split personalities?
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby JamesT » Tue Apr 23, 2013 9:43 pm

Australia wrote:JamesT, you will get a third of a Snickers bar that fell on the ground and you will like it.


Sold!
Australia wrote:Why is everyone holding up their tasers?


As my second act as Australia's counsel I will file a preemptive lawsuit against everyone about to taser Australia.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Matthew Notch » Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:08 am

Cobra-D wrote:I like to bring up charges against the one known as JugularNotch for implying that his dog is the best in the world when it is in fact my dog who holds such a title. I shall represent myself.


First off. I wasn't even present to defend myself. Secondly, my dog can talk and whisper on command. My dog is the dog's bollocks. Case effin' closed.

Second off. Good God there are a bunch of unconscious or barely conscious people in this courtroom. WHAT.

Thirdly... I believe w00 invoked Scary-Mike's name. That's probably good enough reason for me to run far away and nuke the shit out of this courthouse. Therefore...


NEW CASE: JugularNotch vs. The Cracked Courthouse


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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Polydactyl » Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:15 am

Hey, to Carp Harpleton and/or Harp Carpleton, or to any semi-conscious lawyers in the courtroom: is a "restraining order" anything like a declaration of love? I got one of those from the girl in the other courtroom whose fiancee's face I caressed with my fist, and I think it means she might love me again.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby w00 » Wed Apr 24, 2013 3:17 am

I demanded Scary-Mike get served a writ of habeas corpus (although he's the dungeon keeper, not in a dungeon himself), and instead I found a corpse at the foot of my bed.

That's not what I meant, Scary-Mike!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:17 am

What about my case of Ericthebearjew v. The Comment Section about none of you liking to be mauled by bears?
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Apr 24, 2013 4:18 am

Ericthebearjew wrote:What about my case of Ericthebearjew v. The Comment Section about none of you liking to be mauled by bears?


Sorry. Pissed on the document.
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