The Comment Section Courthouse

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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby bayonet » Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:05 pm

JugularNotch wrote:NEW CASE

So I was all kinds of confused. I thought movie night was tonight. This is because in the original post about it, JamesT said it was on 4/26. Today is 4/26. So no, I'm not a complete tool for misunderstanding this.

I'm now suing JamesT and the entire TCS staff for misleading information and fraud.



Wait...


i think we need to make it a class action suit ,jug.... too many innocents have suffered..
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby Australia » Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:18 pm

*drums gavel on Ash's corpse to the tune of Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead*

This judge seat sure is comfy. Okay, I hereby bequeath myself the power to bequeath power to myself.

Okay, now I bequeath myself the power of any and all judicial duties I feel like carrying out. Eyebrows, fetch me a tuna sandwich. Hold the salad.

*goes back to drumming on Ash and singing off-key*

I can see clEEErly nuuu the raIIn is gooone!
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Apr 27, 2013 5:59 pm

*mauls everybody in confusion*
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby JamesT » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:29 pm

I'm charging Lachaise with being too sexy:
viewtopic.php?p=5169#p5169

Clearly if we allow this to go unaddressed he may topple the moral foundation of our forum.
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:31 pm

You'll never get a jury together. It would have to be made up exclusively of lesbians and straight men and you'd have to replace them one by one as they succumbed to his charm.
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:35 pm

I'm suing Australia on account of his creation of the Don't Give Bear Cubs Clubs Club.
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby Nostraa » Sat Apr 27, 2013 6:51 pm

Wh- what? Ashtherion is dead? bu- but I already ate all these spiders! *coughs up spider legs*
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby Australia » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:21 pm

Ericthebearjew wrote:I'm suing Australia on account of his creation of the Don't Give Bear Cubs Clubs Club.


Frivolity has no place in my courtroom. Get out! Bailiff, maul this bear.

And James, sorry, I'm flipping through this pamphlet on the law that Ash left behind and can't find a law anywhere against sexiness. You'll have to settle that matter out of court. Everyone pass me your pants before you leave.
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:27 pm

You can't maul a bear! That's a paradox! The universe will implode!
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Sat Apr 27, 2013 7:37 pm

*mauls Eric*

I want to sue Australia for making the universe implode.
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby Australia » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:36 pm

Objection! I mean, order!

*reaches into the box stolen, er, confiscated from JamesT, and throws gavels brought from home at everyone*

From now on, suing is banned from my court. Criminal cases only. For starters, I declare myself innocent on all these 'assault with a judgely weapon' charges everyone is passing to me. Furthermore, I shall...

*loses consciousness*
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby HarpingCarp » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:38 pm

Excellent.

*cleans bloody gavel*

*hides Australia's unconscious body*
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby deathknight928 » Sat Apr 27, 2013 8:54 pm

I would like to charge Ericthebearjew with "one count of being a bear" as applicable under Springfield law! And would also like to charge him with possibly being Jewish but felt that would be in poor taste and have changed my mind...
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby JamesT » Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:00 pm

I want to press charges against Australia's unconscious body for the theft of my home, toilet, vehicle and ex wife (or my "box" as all of you call it).
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Re: The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:07 pm

deathknight928 wrote:I would like to charge Ericthebearjew with "one count of being a bear" as applicable under Springfield law! And would also like to charge him with possibly being Jewish but felt that would be in poor taste and have changed my mind...

Imma maul you, you goddamn speciesist!
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