CarpingHarp wrote: The honourable Judge CarpingHarpelton rules that Astherion is better suited... IN PRISON. T
*Swipes judge wig, gavel and robes*
OVERRULED, on the grounds that his Honour Judge CarpingHarpleton is no longer capable of ruling in an unbias manner, on account of having been abducted by my special spider forces
and placed under permanent house arrest
I, the Honourable Ashtherion Spiderton, hereby proclaim myself by the power invested in me by the citizens of the united comments section under arachnid-related duress, judge, jury and executioner of the TCS, until such a time I see fit to recuse myself. Long live Ashtherion! Long live the Emperor!
As the first order of business in the Ashtherion Imperial Administration, I am hereby charging Ms. Eyebrows with 9 counts of public indecency, 14 counts of inciting arousal, and 27 counts of confusing me by using big words like "dignity".
Is that like, a unicorn?Ms. Eyebrows, you are now hereby pronounced guilty and sentenced to prison. However, in light of your past contributions, the court has decided to abstain from such a heavy sentence, and are now sentenced to wearing prison overalls for 6 months, 2 months of probationary pants-wearing to be served out effective immediately, so long as you attempt to explain to his honour this "dignity" thing you speak of to his satisfaction and/or understanding.
*bangs gavel*
NEXT!