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The Comment Section Courthouse

Postby Australia » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:00 am

This is a place where you can file a petty lawsuit against another member. Want to sue Eric for mauling you? Did HarpingCarp defame you? Have you discovered evidence that Tess is a con artist? Well, whether you're making up a ridiculous claim or you have a legitimate argument that needs to be sorted out, here is the place to do it. Much like a real court case, you will need to get another member to represent you. The defendant has the option to settle the case outside of court if they can't be bothered wasting time on this ridiculous game. I mean, serious institution. At the end of the lawyer's closing statements, the rest of the commenters can act as the jury and decide who is in the wrong and come up with a fitting punishment.

Now, to begin with, I am bringing a suit against Typical Michael for taking credit for my Wolverine outfit, which I slaved over for an unspecified amount of time. He publicly slandered me in the 'Pics or you didn't happen' topic by saying it was all his idea. Now, everyone's second favourite bearjew, Eric has agreed to represent me in this case, whether I'm innocent or not. If Typical Michael does not choose an attorney, one will be appointed to him. If one isn't appointed to him, I guess I'll represent him. Sound fair? Okay. J'accuse!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Typical Michael » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:09 am

Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.

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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Australia » Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:32 am

That's a slanderous accusation! Prepare for another subpoena, Michael.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby LaChaise » Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:20 am

I's also like to file a claim against Michael. His charm is just criminal.
Ladies, don't go near him or you'll be smitten by his wit and good loSALTINEoks and overall greatness.



I tried Mike, okay? Now please stop threatening me with this bow (which you master with grace and elegance). Please.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby HarpingCarp » Mon Apr 22, 2013 11:47 am

ORDER IN THE COURT.
The honourable Judge HarpingCarpleton is presiding this hearing.

Lets see lets see.
Defendant's Name: Michael Muriel Tipicale. Heh.
Prosecution Lawyer: Eric the second favourite Bear Jew.
Charges: Defamation, Libel, Public Urination and Charm?. What the hell is this? Amateur hour?

Does the defendant require a lawyer or does he wish to represent himself?
How would the prosecution like to proceed?
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Polydactyl » Mon Apr 22, 2013 12:01 pm

I OBJECT TO THIS MARRIA-- oh, criminey, wrong courtroom. Err, carry on, gents. 
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby sunglasses » Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:20 pm

I'd also like to add a charge against TM. The charge of being too awesome in his Green Arrow outfit.

I'm seeking monetary compensation for damages to my psyche and emotional distress for not being able to handle said awesomeness.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Typical Michael » Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:34 pm

This is the only thing I am guilty of.

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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Ganymede314 » Mon Apr 22, 2013 3:35 pm

I'm with sunny on this one. I was supposed to be studying when I saw that pic and I'm only just now getting over the swoon.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby sunglasses » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:06 pm

Typical Michael wrote:This is the only thing I am guilty of.

Stabbed video. Have mercy! I only posted it once! - TM


Now you're guilty of posting an awful song.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby HarpingCarp » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:11 pm

ORDER IN THE COURT ROOM.

BAILIFF!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Castiel » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:12 pm

*chases ambulances*
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:13 pm

*Escorts just everybody out of the courtroom and roughs them up a bit to restore order*
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby HarpingCarp » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:13 pm

What do you plead Mr.Tipicale?
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Typical Michael » Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:13 pm

Carp, I think I AM the bailiff.

And my accuser is also my lawyer.

This court is a sham!
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