JugularNotch wrote:NEW CASE
So I was all kinds of confused. I thought movie night was tonight. This is because in the original post about it, JamesT said it was on 4/26. Today is 4/26. So no, I'm not a complete tool for misunderstanding this.
I'm now suing JamesT and the entire TCS staff for misleading information and fraud.
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Australia wrote:Fine, sunglasses. I'll take the lot. I really shouldn't have quit my job in all the excitement. I assumed I was going to live off the income from this testimony for my whole life. You may begin your questioning but I refuse to stop playing the gavel. Also I take 10 hours to respond to all questions. It's my thing.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
JugularNotch wrote:NEW CASE
So I was all kinds of confused. I thought movie night was tonight. This is because in the original post about it, JamesT said it was on 4/26. Today is 4/26. So no, I'm not a complete tool for misunderstanding this.
I'm now suing JamesT and the entire TCS staff for misleading information and fraud.
Wait...
sunglasses wrote:
I can be a lawyer. I have a bachelor's degree and that should be good enough, damn it.
Your spiderly honor, I have a cart full of crickets right here for now reason whatsoever, and am sure that I can convince you that Ms. Eyebrows never once defamed the JewBear's character. Any defamation that occurred was caused or said by Mr. Bear himself. He keeps threatening to maul my witnesses so I have no one to call to the stand in Ms. Eyebrows defense.
sunglasses wrote:Australia wrote:Fine, sunglasses. I'll take the lot. I really shouldn't have quit my job in all the excitement. I assumed I was going to live off the income from this testimony for my whole life. You may begin your questioning but I refuse to stop playing the gavel. Also I take 10 hours to respond to all questions. It's my thing.
Deal. Austalia, did you see Eric the Bear Jew defaming himself and did you EVER see Ms. Eyebrows defaming the Bear?
OrangeEyebrows wrote:These probationary pants are comfy. Can I still be bailiff while I'm on probation?
Nostraa wrote:I have decided that spiders are part of a complete breakfast! Join me my fellow non spiders and let us feast upon these tyrants! Viva la Revolution!
*tries to chew through web binding me down*
JugularNotch wrote:
So I was all kinds of confused. I thought movie night was tonight. This is because in the original post about it, JamesT said it was on 4/26. Today is 4/26. So no, I'm not a complete tool for misunderstanding this.
I'm now suing JamesT and the entire TCS staff for misleading information and fraud.
Wait...
sunglasses wrote:Your spiderly honor, I have a cart full of crickets right here for now reason whatsoever
sunglasses wrote:Australia wrote:Fine, sunglasses. I'll take the lot. I really shouldn't have quit my job in all the excitement. I assumed I was going to live off the income from this testimony for my whole life. You may begin your questioning but I refuse to stop playing the gavel. Also I take 10 hours to respond to all questions. It's my thing.
Deal. Australia, did you see Eric the Bear Jew defaming himself and did you EVER see Ms. Eyebrows defaming the Bear?
Kate wrote: Every month our body is like, "Yeah, LET'S HAVE A FUCKING BABY! LET'S DO THIS THING!" and gets all ready. And then it's like: "So. You didn't put a baby here. You bitch. God. Why aren't we pregnant? This sucks. I'm gonna cut myself." Women are inherently emo.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
OrangeEyebrows wrote:I'm confused. Am I going to prison or not? And if I am, can I still keep my probation pants?
Kate wrote: Every month our body is like, "Yeah, LET'S HAVE A FUCKING BABY! LET'S DO THIS THING!" and gets all ready. And then it's like: "So. You didn't put a baby here. You bitch. God. Why aren't we pregnant? This sucks. I'm gonna cut myself." Women are inherently emo.
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