This is a place where you can file a petty lawsuit against another member. Want to sue Eric for mauling you? Did HarpingCarp defame you? Have you discovered evidence that Tess is a con artist? Well, whether you're making up a ridiculous claim or you have a legitimate argument that needs to be sorted out, here is the place to do it. Much like a real court case, you will need to get another member to represent you. The defendant has the option to settle the case outside of court if they can't be bothered wasting time on this ridiculous game. I mean, serious institution. At the end of the lawyer's closing statements, the rest of the commenters can act as the jury and decide who is in the wrong and come up with a fitting punishment.
Now, to begin with, I am bringing a suit against Typical Michael for taking credit for my Wolverine outfit, which I slaved over for an unspecified amount of time. He publicly slandered me in the 'Pics or you didn't happen' topic by saying it was all his idea. Now, everyone's second favourite bearjew, Eric has agreed to represent me in this case, whether I'm innocent or not. If Typical Michael does not choose an attorney, one will be appointed to him. If one isn't appointed to him, I guess I'll represent him. Sound fair? Okay. J'accuse!