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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Ashtherion » Wed Apr 24, 2013 9:31 am

Ahem.

Can I have everyone's attention?

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

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Do I have your attention now?

Good.

I'm charging the entire TCS Justice system (not to be confused with the TCS Justice League) with the creation and perpetuation of shenanigans, jury-rigging and severe species discrimination against spiders. How can you all claim to be running a fair and just court when you refuse to try your fellow TCSers with a representative body of his peers? We ALL know that spiders are a significant portion of the TCS population-and yet not one-not even I- was invited to sit in this court. That's patently ridiculous, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for letting it happen.

That's not even accounting for the ludicrous amounts of judicial misconduct going on in this court room- I mean, I know I'm several pages late for this post, but HC! Michael! There's no courting in here! This is the court room!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Australia » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:21 am

You're all begging for a booting!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby sunglasses » Wed Apr 24, 2013 10:40 am

Ashterion brings up a very good point. The courtroom has been very species-ist. There is unfair representation in the courtroom. I'm going to contact the ACLU.

Australia, I welcome your booting. Bring it.

Eric, I've already said that I was mauled by mammals and you weren't present for said mauling. Therefore the lack of bear mauling is your fault, not mine.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby JamesT » Wed Apr 24, 2013 1:58 pm

Ashtherion, if you pay me in tinfoil and empty cans I will represent you with a zeal that borders on sexual. I will take the entire system to task for their egregious crimes against spider honor and spider decency and whatever else spiders have that I don't.

Here's my card.

*hands Ashtherion a wadded up napkin with "James T: Law and Snacks" written on it.*
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Typical Michael » Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:54 pm

JamesT represented me twice last night.

It was wonderful.
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby bayonet » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:25 pm

Ashtherion wrote:Ahem.

Can I have everyone's attention?

Can I have everyone's attention, please?

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Do I have your attention now?

Good.

I'm charging the entire TCS Justice system (not to be confused with the TCS Justice League) with the creation and perpetuation of shenanigans, jury-rigging and severe species discrimination against spiders. How can you all claim to be running a fair and just court when you refuse to try your fellow TCSers with a representative body of his peers? We ALL know that spiders are a significant portion of the TCS population-and yet not one-not even I- was invited to sit in this court. That's patently ridiculous, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for letting it happen.

That's not even accounting for the ludicrous amounts of judicial misconduct going on in this court room- I mean, I know I'm several pages late for this post, but HC! Michael! There's no courting in here! This is the court room!


Ashterion I think you should demand an investigation as to why a carp was nominated as a judge when spiders are obviously more terrifying and hence naturally qualified... something doesn't smell right here...
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Wed Apr 24, 2013 5:42 pm

Oh my God, please stop quoting that picture. *cries*
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Apr 25, 2013 5:43 am

OrangeEyebrows wrote:Oh my God, please stop quoting that picture. *cries*


I'm suing you for crying!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby bayonet » Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:00 am

OrangeEyebrows wrote:Oh my God, please stop quoting that picture. *cries*


And I am suing you for trying to infringe on Ashterion's quoting rights!!!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Australia » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:03 am

The justice system is a game to you? Outlandish!

*bats people out of the way with gavel and charge towards the exit*
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Typical Michael » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:05 am

Australia wrote:The justice system is a game to you? Outlandish!

*bats people out of the way with gavel and charge towards the exit*


Yeah, well, who are you to Judge, anyway?

I want to press charges against Australia for gavel theft and hooliganism.

Hooliganism!
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Australia » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:09 am

Who are you calling a hooligan?

*throws gavel all the way across the courtroom, hitting Michael on the head*

Yes! I can't believe I got... aw, man. You all missed it. Why does that always happen to me?

If it please the court, I'd like to sue myself for being too responsible. It's time to get crazy.

*pulls off pants*
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Typical Michael » Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:14 am

Australia wrote:Who are you calling a hooligan?

*throws gavel all the way across the courtroom, hitting Michael on the head*

Yes! I can't believe I got... aw, man. You all missed it. Why does that always happen to me?

If it please the court, I'd like to sue myself for being too responsible. It's time to get crazy.

*pulls off pants*


Now, public indecency, your honor.

In a court of law.

Your honor, this man is unable to be rehabilitated. Throw the book at him!

I can't wait for the legal system!

*throws book at Australia, sticks the landing, raises scorecard, 9.8*
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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby Ashtherion » Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:30 am

ASSAULT! In a room of law?

That's it gentlemen, I've just about had it with thi-this farce!

You guys have made it clear that you're all utterly incapable of being responsible....so maybe us spiders should be responsible for you...

*turns aside*

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Re: The Cracked Courthouse

Postby bayonet » Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:33 am

Ashtherion wrote:ASSAULT! In a room of law?

That's it gentlemen, I've just about had it with thi-this farce!

You guys have made it clear that you're all utterly incapable of being responsible....so maybe us spiders should be responsible for you...

*turns aside*

My brothers...today we seize our victory from the hands of the dead. Stultius Neci.

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Apparently Ashterion believes in bringing assault rifles to a fist fight....
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