Ahem.
Can I have everyone's attention?
Can I have everyone's attention, please?
Do I have your attention now?
Good.
I'm charging the entire TCS Justice system (not to be confused with the TCS Justice League) with the creation and perpetuation of shenanigans, jury-rigging and severe species discrimination against spiders. How can you all claim to be running a fair and just court when you refuse to try your fellow TCSers with a representative body of his peers? We ALL know that spiders are a significant portion of the TCS population-and yet not one-not even I- was invited to sit in this court. That's patently ridiculous, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for letting it happen.
That's not even accounting for the ludicrous amounts of judicial misconduct going on in this court room- I mean, I know I'm several pages late for this post, but HC! Michael! There's no courting in here! This is the court room!