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TCS genteel tea party

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:31 pm

Really, TCS? Really? Apocalypse? Riots? Orgies and cannibalism? We’re not animals, you know.

As civilised ladies and gentlemen, I think a much more appropriate use of our time would be a genteel tea party. A little light conversation (nothing contentious) and perhaps some of the guests taking a turn on the pianoforte. There’s a selection of cakes and sandwiches and chaperones are available for unattached young ladies to prevent any social faux pas.

Pinkies out when you drink your tea, please, and we ask for directions to the lavatory, not the bogs.
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Doodle Dee. Snickers » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:32 pm

Oh, I'll give you a tea party!

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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby CleverDick » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:34 pm

*CleverDick sips his green tea and watches from a perch in Australia*
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby HarpingCarp » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:37 pm

Oh. Jolly good, guvnah. Let me fetch my Wishhamperton Jacket and my flumperpoodles. I hope we haven't run out of snickleberry mushwag. I got those specially delivered from Porkshamflabbertoodinshire. Tut Tut.

Those are absolutely positively divine.

*dusts icing sugar off of his mustache*

*sticks his pinky out while doing so*
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Rebo » Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:48 pm

<Rebo comes in. Kicks stuff over. Breaks China. Leaves>
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby HarpingCarp » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:05 pm

Rebo wrote:<Rebo comes in. Kicks stuff over. Breaks China. Leaves>


That was utterly uncalled for, good Sir.
May the Lord condemn you, Mr. Rebortham. You should be appall- *watches rebo leave*

Yeah! That should show him. Good show old chap, good show. *pats himself on the back and twirls his mustache*
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby El Coyote » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:10 pm

A tea party? I shall wear my finest suit.

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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby ButtChocolate » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:26 pm

HarpingCarp wrote:
Rebo wrote:<Rebo comes in. Kicks stuff over. Breaks China. Leaves>


That was utterly uncalled for, good Sir.
May the Lord condemn you, Mr. Rebortham. You should be appall- *watches rebo leave*

Yeah! That should show him. Good show old chap, good show. *pats himself on the back and twirls his mustache*


Careful, Carp- Rebo was rude to our tea party, but I wouldn't want to mess with a guy who can break an entire Asian World Superpower on a whim like that. He also made a mess with all these leaves he brought in with him; that's hardcore.
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby JamishT » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:45 pm

I love these little sandwiches! Who made these delightful culinary creations?
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Psychosassic » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:49 pm

I'm torn between my hatred of polite society and my love of tea.

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Pass the cakes if you'd be so kind, dear.
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Nullbert » Mon Jul 08, 2013 3:55 pm

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At last, I can enjoy my tea addiction, or as others have called it, Britishness.
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:01 pm

JamishT wrote:I love these little sandwiches! Who made these delightful culinary creations?


Aren't they simply divine? Cook keeps the recipe absolutely hush hush, even though I offered to raise her wages by three guineas a week. More tea? Milk or lemon?
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:18 pm

Cor blimey! The weather here in my country really calls for a cup of tea. More, please.

EDIT: BUTT FUCKING CHOCOLATE JUST FUCKING LIKED MY COMMENT!!! OH FUCKING SHIT!!!

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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:26 pm

Edgar, my dear, I know it's not the best of manners to correct one's guests, but saying "cor blimey" is somewhat uncouth. This is genteel tea party.

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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Mon Jul 08, 2013 4:42 pm

I beg your pardon, madame, I coudn't contain myself. Please let me pick up that handkerchief that fell to the ground.
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