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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Sekhmet » Tue Jul 09, 2013 6:44 am

It is truly Time for Tea.


My sincerest apologies, I suppose I am bound for Bedlam. I will be a proper lady, promise.
Or perhaps everyone else will join me!
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Nullbert » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:18 am

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Hey, it's Mr Tea, ha, get it. GET IT! IT'S FUNNY! TEA!

*Injects tea directly into eyeball and relaxes.*

Hey, why is everyone staring at me?
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby sunglasses » Tue Jul 09, 2013 9:55 am

I found some friends who wanted to come and join us. I promise, they'll be on their very best behavior. Pinkies up!

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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby JamishT » Tue Jul 09, 2013 5:53 pm

So sorry, Sunglasses, servants send such slimy sirs stalking straight south, so salute said sirs seeya. Seriously.
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Nullbert » Tue Jul 09, 2013 7:03 pm

sunglasses wrote:I found some friends who wanted to come and join us. I promise, they'll be on their very best behavior. Pinkies up!

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Hey, it's my cousins from Norway.

*Squints through tea fumes.*

Oh... Ha, my mistake, they're my cousins from down the street.
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby spicytaco » Sun Jul 14, 2013 2:23 pm

Oh I do fancy a cuppa. Perhaps a scone with some lemon curd and clotted cream.
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Cullenmcpimpin » Sun Jul 14, 2013 10:38 pm

I read the headline as Genital Tea Party. And now i am disappointed.
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Ladki96 » Sun Jan 21, 2018 1:09 pm

frickin bourgeois >:-| *throws stones and garbage through the windows into the party* :P
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby CarrieVS » Sun Jan 21, 2018 8:03 pm

Oh my. There is a hooligan outside. Should I invite her in?
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Ladki96 » Mon Jan 22, 2018 12:42 pm

I don't need no pity invitation, don't you know who I am?! *Climbs in through the aforementioned window and knocks Carrie's cup from her hand*
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby JamishT » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:41 pm

*monocle drops from eye*

My my, what a rude display of behavior.
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby SilverMaple » Tue Jan 23, 2018 1:51 am

Terribly sorry for my tardiness, how unbecoming of me. I simply must make sure I have a clean petticoat laid out the day before these gatherings in the future. I do hope some homemade lemon squares will suffice as an apology?
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby jbobsully11 » Tue Jan 23, 2018 6:45 am

*adjusts garments* An occasion fit for my finest top hat and monocle! *finds the front door, spends a minute fumbling for the paper with the secret password on it, realizes that's for a different party and all the guards outside are asleep; strolls in, starts offering fancy cigars to other guests*

Sekhmet wrote:It is truly Time for Tea.

I... may be a little obsessed with some of that artist's songs now.
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby DinoVader » Tue Jan 23, 2018 12:43 pm

*adds sugar to cup*

My, my, what a most delightful occasion! To think that the maid almost made me miss this joyous event by not having my outergarments ready betimes, but I suppose that is what one must expect from those not bred with the purpose of a finer constitution in mind. I will have to take the matter of her tardiness up with the house steward post-haste, but for now, I shall forget my worries and instead relish this lovely affair to the fullest.

*adds more sugar to cup*

*takes a small sip*

Ooooooh, still somewhat too bitter for my tastes! I know that it isn't becoming of a lady to endulge, but I dare-say that I will risk it on a day as wonderful as this.

*resumes adding sugar to cup*

Now, I daren't disturb such a fine scene as this, but how shall we deal with the unfortunate matter of the... *wrinkles nose and glances towards Ladki* ...Riff-raff?

*adds more sugar to cup*

*cup starts overflowing*

*adds more sugar to cup*
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Re: TCS genteel tea party

Postby Ladki96 » Tue Jan 23, 2018 2:37 pm

U wot mate? <.< *turns* oh ho! Here we have a fine example of the great ones. Wasting sugar, eh? while the people starve outside! लालच के ऊपर लालच :x

*fills her pockets with the sugar* It is only right, ahem, on the behalf of the people of course, that I take this s-

*the sugar falls through the tattered holes* -hit. ><
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