Really, TCS? Really? Apocalypse? Riots? Orgies and cannibalism? We’re not animals, you know.
As civilised ladies and gentlemen, I think a much more appropriate use of our time would be a genteel tea party. A little light conversation (nothing contentious) and perhaps some of the guests taking a turn on the pianoforte. There’s a selection of cakes and sandwiches and chaperones are available for unattached young ladies to prevent any social faux pas.
Pinkies out when you drink your tea, please, and we ask for directions to the lavatory, not the bogs.