2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

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2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby sunglasses » Tue Oct 30, 2018 1:02 am

It doesn't have to rhyme if you don't have the time.
One sentence/stanza per post.

Only caveat? Must be about Halloween somehow. Spooky, scary, funny, hairy? Full of bones, or full of clones? Pun-rific? It's all welcome here.

Let's start:


The wandering horde missing their dinner.
They continued to walk, but had not gotten thinner
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby SandTea » Tue Oct 30, 2018 2:15 am

A pondering Lord hissing at sinners.
He continued to balk but had not thoughten inner.
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"Draw me not without reason; sheath me not without honor."
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby sunglasses » Tue Oct 30, 2018 3:06 am

"I could just send them to the heart of Texas! The scariest place of all-
Cow shit in the water, heat a'plenty, and the people do talk with a drawl"
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby JamishT » Tue Oct 30, 2018 5:46 am

Or I can send them to desolate, lonely Wisconsin,
Where it's simply too cold to really get into sin!
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JamishT was a heck of a guy,
With a devilish twinkle in his eye.
With his hand-picked flowers,
And his feel-good powers,
He made all the girls blush and sigh.
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby Cpt._Funkotron » Tue Oct 30, 2018 5:55 am

Or yet to Colorado could we shamble the mass,
where the smoke is not mayhem, but stoners with grass.
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby SandTea » Tue Oct 30, 2018 8:14 am

"Sire! Oh, Sire!"/ Buried head in hands.
"Look up! Look up!"/ Empty wastelands.
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby IamNotCreepy » Tue Oct 30, 2018 1:00 pm

"I could send them to Florida, but it is my fear,
That they would be scared off and return back here."
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby Australia » Tue Oct 30, 2018 4:38 pm

"I could ship them to Australia but that's hardly deserved.
Who would really be the monsters waiting to be served?"
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YamI JamesT Eyebrows Edgar Logan Eric Michael Tess Sunny Notch Kate Jamish Lao Carp Moo FaceCitizen Aquila Nisi Qinglong Chaise Nullbert NotCIAagent JackRoad Delta MURDA Bert Czar Ambi JulyJack Adric Marcuse SilverMaple Nudge 52xMax Damiana Doma Pumpkin Toy Fry Andro Carrie Snarky Royal RLG Pikajew Windy skooma Kleiner Java Sellers Piter Gisarmbards Grimstone Recluse Esteban Syrup Krashlia Twistappel MacReady Funkotron mcfooty Pseudoman Creepy Kivutar nerd Ladki Jim Youghurt satan GL Angler
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby marchay » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:47 pm

"Could it be that I'm going about this all wrong?
Perhaps the real monster was me all along?"
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby SandTea » Wed Oct 31, 2018 5:25 am

"Of course not, your highness". Said the Princess, face blue.
"I'm sure that your bite doesn't cause such a hue"
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby marchay » Wed Oct 31, 2018 7:11 pm

Screams in the distance and werewolves howling
Someone fell afoul of them as they were prowling
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby JamishT » Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:34 am

The heavy darkness prevented any sighting
Of the evil monsters they were fighting
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby sunglasses » Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:41 pm

"TORCHES DOWN-EVERYONE STOP! THIS MOB IS A DISGRACE!
We can at least pick a better time or place."
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Re: 2018 Halloween Poem Spectacular!

Postby SilverMaple » Sun Nov 04, 2018 12:59 am

Meanwhile, the mummy sighed at home, bored.
"I meant to go out, now I'm wrapped up in chores!"
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