what city are YOU

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what city are YOU

Postby JamishT » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:57 am

EVERYONE HAS A GODDAMN CITY THAT MATCHES THEM. Let Buzzfeed be your yenta and teach you to be thankful for your potatoes. To find out which AMERICAN city you are like, click here and stick a finger in your butt for maximum anchoring.

I got matched with Portland, Maine, because Buzzfeed wants me to freeze to death. WHAT ABOUT YOU?
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby Bromo » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:59 am

Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby iMURDAu » Fri Mar 16, 2018 11:41 am

You got: Minneapolis, Minnesota
Minneapolis is one of the most popular cities for young, hip people, and it's easy to see why. In addition to the friendly, relaxed atmosphere, this Twin City is home to exciting restaurants, craft beer, and festivals. And thanks to art museums, theaters, and interesting architecture, Minneapolis has become one of the culture capitals of the Midwest.


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Re: what city are YOU

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:03 pm

I also got Minneapolis.
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby Tuli » Fri Mar 16, 2018 2:56 pm

You got: Denver, Colorado
It would be hard to find a better quality of life than in Denver. It's all about living an active lifestyle, eating well, and enjoying life in this free-spirited and forward-thinking city. Expect almost endless sunshine, incredible skiing and hiking, and exciting restaurants popping up all over town.


Okay, that sounds pretty sweet actually. Sunshine, mountains and food are among some of my favorite things.
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby Marcuse » Fri Mar 16, 2018 3:15 pm

I got Honolulu, Hawaii.
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby Aquila89 » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:20 pm

Minneapolis for me too.
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Mar 16, 2018 4:41 pm

Was this quiz secretly created by the Minneapolis Board of Tourism?
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby Typical Michael » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:23 pm

I got Portland, Maine because...Korean noodle bars? And there is little chance I will run into Stephen King, he lives in Bangor, 2 hours away from Portland.

I don't even know if I like lobster. I've never had it, and now I have to move to friggin' Maine.
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby Absentia » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:08 pm

Minneapolis here too. For the record there is no way in hell I would ever consider living in Minneapolis unless I kept a second home in Tampa from September to March.
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:35 pm

I got Charleston, South Carolina. While it's great that I got Charleston I'm very dissappointed that it's in the cesspool known as South Carolina.
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby jbobsully11 » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:40 pm

I got Portland, Maine, because of lobster rolls and the beach. I like the cold, so I'm fine with that.
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby cmsellers » Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:27 pm

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I'm not clear how any of my answers screamed "Hawai'i." I didn't pick a tropical paradise for vacation, I hate beaches, and I hate areas that are tourist-oriented. I've been to Honolulu and I didn't much care for it. I did like Kaua'i, but I still wouldn't want to live there.

If I had to live in a city, I think my ideal city is probably Eugene, Oregon. But my ideal place to live isn't a city at all.
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby Anglerphobe » Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:54 pm

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I have no idea why I got Sorting Hatted to the Pacific Northwest, but I'm basically alright with it.

My Answers
1. Caprese - Delicious.
2. Picked at random. Second one down on the right column, which seems to be a bull terrier.
3. Auckland. I guess.
4. Casablanca
5. Cheese. I guess.
6. Fish Tacos. Impulsively chosen because of my mood, though I don't remember ever having it.
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Re: what city are YOU

Postby Paradox » Wed May 09, 2018 2:45 pm

I got fucking Portland.

Do I look like a hipster for you?!
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