Babies. Eating them. Is is alright to?

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Is it alright to eat babies?

Try and stop me
7
23%
Only if there is no excessive cruelty in the raising or slaughter
8
27%
Heaven help you if we're eating well cooked baby steaks and you put ketchup on it
7
23%
It's really none of our business what other cultures traditionally eat
2
7%
Only if they have scales or cloven hooves
6
20%
 
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Babies. Eating them. Is is alright to?

Postby Anglerphobe » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:11 am

The issue was raised. You can't un-raise it.

Personally, I feel that babies should only be eaten in extremis, such as on bank holidays when you forget that the shops shut at four.
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Postby Absentia » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:16 am

Only if they're Irish.
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Postby D-LOGAN » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:42 am

Bring it on mothafuckers!

Just. Try. It.
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Not just yet, I'm still tender from before.
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Postby LaoWai » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:45 am

No, waiting for times of paucity really limits your options, in my opinion. Les petits cordon bleu, for example, is definitely a dish for more luxurious times.
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Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:47 am

Heaven help you if we're eating well cooked baby steaks and you put ketchup on it

Is it ketchup per se that you think people will object to, or just its use on baby meat? Or any meat?
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Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Feb 11, 2018 12:56 am

Look I don't care that ketchup is a big southwestern Ontario industry. Use it on your baby and I'll gut you with a shrimp fork.
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Postby iMURDAu » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:39 am

If there's no breeding population your baby supply will not last very long.

Don't eat all the babies.
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Postby Tesseracts » Sun Feb 11, 2018 1:46 am

I prefer to farm them for milk and eggs.
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Postby FaceTheCitizen » Sun Feb 11, 2018 2:24 am

I like free range babies, personally.
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Postby Windy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:14 am

The solution to overpopulation right here
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Postby cmsellers » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:59 am

It's not alright to eat infants but it is OK to eat toddlers.

Infants can't contemplate their own mortality
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Postby Krashlia » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:08 am

I'd like to thank Windy for helping me keep my small baby trading business, KrashliaCo.
A vote for him(her?) Is a vote for humble infant salesmen like me, and baby eaters like you!

#Windy2040.

(Asks him to sign ViceGripper that's totally from LoveMachine Intl. which KrashiaCorp was a subsidary to, but is totally no longer associated with ever since that "race babies" fiasco led to the break up of KrashliaCorp with which KrashliaCo. just so happens to share a name with.)
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Postby Bromo » Wed Feb 14, 2018 8:54 am

That depends. Are they organic?
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Postby jbobsully11 » Thu Feb 15, 2018 7:31 am

Bromo wrote:That depends. Are they organic?

If they are carbon-based, I won’t eat them.
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Postby DinoVader » Sat Feb 17, 2018 3:23 pm

I think the biggest problem is the people who refuse to eat or use the whole baby. Fishing babies only for their thighs is frankly an utter waste of perfectly good baby ears and toes.

Plus, if you have a few onions, some bay leaves and peppercorns on hand (maybe even throw in a carrot if you're in a daring mood), you can cook an excellent broth on the rib cage that you can freeze and use later as a soup base for a baby noodle soup.
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