Rules: Post a silly, possibly ridiculous explanation to something mundane. Like a true facts type thing. Some guidelines:
1. Nothing violating forum rules
2. Nothing current politically, so nothing from the past 20 years. Seems a good number.
I'll start with the shocking truth on how women actually keep towels wrapped around their hair and bodies so tightly-as if by magic.
It is magic. Ancient black magic.
You see, back during the time of the Assyrians (which is when towels first came about and don't let anyone lie to you) women performed an ancient and forbidden ritual that had been lost to modern times. This has lead to all women having the almost magic ability to tightly wrap a towel around the boobs or head.
Rumor has it the ritual involved summoning a giant chicken and feeding it other chickens bit that must be a mistranslation. Surely. That just seems patently ridiculous.