Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion?

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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby D-LOGAN » Fri May 19, 2017 12:48 am

Qinglong wrote:The score so far for the viewers at home ...

Wolf: 5
Giant elephant: 4
Dragon: 1
Pegasus: 1
Polar bear: 1
Muppet: 1

We need more participants!


Nah, we got all the good ones already. Right, LETS DO THIS! ... Where do we start?
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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby iMURDAu » Fri May 19, 2017 4:38 am

Have fun riding your wolves and massive elephants and stopping at cliff edges.

Your ideal companion is the Gryphon!

The gryphon is brave and strong. He will agree with you and will not step away from a battle! Ride this brave beast to victory!


Idk I kind of want some sincere feedback from my fantasy companion but if that's a condition of victory then so be it.
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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby Jack Road » Fri May 19, 2017 2:20 pm

I've never known griffins to be particularly agreeable creatures. They don't generally get ridden either.

I also got griffin, because I manipulated the quiz to give me that, because I wanted it.

When I was younger I had a version of a griffin that featured heavily in my imagination. It was half panther, half osprey. Really the only osprey bit of him was the wings, the rest was straight panther.

As I got older I realized that he didn't often fly in my imagination, and quickly realized that the reason for that is that if a cat with wings flew, it would look like if you just picked up a cat by the scruff of the neck. You know how they go all droopy? It would just be that, a droopy cat suspended by furiously beating wings, which doesn't look at all sexy.
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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby Qinglong » Fri May 19, 2017 11:03 pm

Jack Road wrote:As I got older I realized that he didn't often fly in my imagination, and quickly realized that the reason for that is that if a cat with wings flew, it would look like if you just picked up a cat by the scruff of the neck. You know how they go all droopy? It would just be that, a droopy cat suspended by furiously beating wings, which doesn't look at all sexy.

Okay, we need a picture of a real gryphon after that.

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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby Malfeasinator » Tue May 23, 2017 10:01 am

I can't take this test seriously, since one of the options was "Fight until the I die." Until the what now? Did I miss a meme or a memo or something?

But I got "Wolf" also. Gee, that's a real stretch. I've had dogs in the past, can't wait to have dogs in the future, and that's the real world. Fantasy world me that can be anything and do anything just gets a wolf.

Forget that noise. If I go to a place where magic is real, I'm going buck wild. You can't stop me. I'd make Liches look like Choir Boys. I'd make Voldemort piss his robes. I'd rule like a god; an angry god.

Wolf. Ha.
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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby RaceProUK » Tue May 23, 2017 10:31 am

Malfeasinator wrote:I can't take this test seriously

To be fair, I don't think it's meant to be taken seriously :P
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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby Piter Lauchy » Fri May 26, 2017 11:00 am

Also got wolf. No thanks, I'll take my tiger now and go.
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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat May 27, 2017 1:02 am

The high frequency of wolves is very peculiar. Given that this is TCS, there's probably some sort of autism joke to be made here, but it's 1 in the morning and I'm drawing blank.
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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat May 27, 2017 1:41 am

The platypus bunny.
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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Mon May 29, 2017 4:07 pm

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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby cmsellers » Mon May 29, 2017 6:00 pm

I got giant elephant because smart, I guess. But I was hoping for something with feathers.
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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby 52xMax » Mon May 29, 2017 6:41 pm

I got an Olyphant too.

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Re: Which animal would most likely be your fantasy companion

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Jun 12, 2017 10:42 am

I got giant elephant in the quiz but it's wrong. Mine would be a dragon. I know this because out of four fantasy roleplaying games I'm in, I've got at least one animal companion in three of them, and they're all dragons.
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