one twit wrote:"This is why you're going to get defunded," user [redacted] tweeted at NPR. "Seriously, this is the dumbest idea I have ever seen on twitter. Literally no one is going to read 5000 tweets about this trash."
Top aid to the popes advisor arrested at vatican appartment during drug filled gay orgy.
article wrote:Police were reportedly tipped off by neighbors, who complained of unusual behavior and "a constant coming and going" from the apartment.
Phrasing!
article wrote:The newspaper described the pope as "enraged," and said the aide was first taken to a clinic and hospitalized to detox from the drugs he had used, and "is currently in retreat at a convent in Italy."
well that sounds familia-
article wrote:This scandal comes on the heels of Cardinal George Pell's return to Australia to defend himself against charges related to multiple historical sex crimes. Pell, a top adviser to the pontiff, is the highest-ranking church official to face abuse allegations.
-r ...there it is
These are not headlines from The Onion but they sure could be. How am I supposed to mock people when they do such a good job of it themselves!?