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Amanda Bynes: The Next Nickelodeon Rapper

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Mon May 06, 2013 8:36 pm

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Re: Amanda Bynes: The Next Nickelodeon Rapper

Postby Typical_Brother » Mon May 06, 2013 8:44 pm

The sad thing is I could see this happening, and people would love it.

But seriously, what happened to the girl that did Ask Ashley on All That?

Note to self: never be a child star.
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Re: Amanda Bynes: The Next Nickelodeon Rapper

Postby spicytaco » Mon May 06, 2013 8:46 pm

Funny stuff Mr. Gash, but dear god I hope she doesn't become a rapper.
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Re: Amanda Bynes: The Next Nickelodeon Rapper

Postby Typical Michael » Mon May 06, 2013 8:49 pm

Dude, you just watch. MC Cause-Graves is gonna be the next big thing.
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Re: Amanda Bynes: The Next Nickelodeon Rapper

Postby NisiOptimum » Mon May 06, 2013 10:29 pm

Wait, wait, hold the phone. There's someone out there named Victoria Justice? And this person isn't secretly superhero that we know of?
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Re: Amanda Bynes: The Next Nickelodeon Rapper

Postby Nullbert » Tue May 07, 2013 7:02 pm

Gash wrote:So, Amanda Bynes, please be a rapper. Continue the tradition of Nick stars being tough and hood and gangstas. You'll be loved by the public. Or at least by a certain demographic that calls Nicki Minaj talented.


Wait, I thought Nicki Minaj was considered talented because she could do the best impression of a failed attempt to turn a blowup doll into a clown with the transplanted vocal chords of a neutered seagull.
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Re: Amanda Bynes: The Next Nickelodeon Rapper

Postby QuincyMorris » Tue May 07, 2013 8:13 pm

FYI, the girl who plays Sam in iCarly is apparently a Country singer. I don't think I'm joking. That's all I know, and that's only because I thought she was cute when I was... twelve.

I don't know who else we could ever consider a rapper, but... that lunatic sponge living under the sea shows a lot of the symptoms (Is clinically insane, has long overstayed is welcome, is not talented, can't drive)
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Re: Amanda Bynes: The Next Nickelodeon Rapper

Postby gregfrankenstein » Tue May 07, 2013 10:36 pm

QuincyMorris wrote:FYI, the girl who plays Sam in iCarly is apparently a Country singer. I don't think I'm joking. That's all I know, and that's only because I thought she was cute when I was... twelve.


She is, and frankly she's still cute. I know this because I liked her Facebook page once and now my feed consists entirely of her endless selfies.
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Re: Amanda Bynes: The Next Nickelodeon Rapper

Postby BobTheZombie » Tue May 07, 2013 11:24 pm

Gash wrote:Image
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I still kind of have a bit of a thing for her from my younger years so I'm not sure whether to be saddened or aroused by these pictures. I think in the words of the great DOB, I have a surprousion.
The whole peroxide Skrillex hair cut isn't really doing it for me though. Hopefully she'll get the help she needs and doesn't release a gangster rap album.
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