The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
Askias wrote:How many WWII/Holocaust jokes do you get in an average internet conversation?
Askias wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make sure my bike* is properly locked now we have Germans around.
* Dutch WWII German joke.
sunglasses wrote:What type of chocolate is better? German or Dutch and why?
cmsellers wrote:Now for my question: Let's say that you're ... planning a trip. Do you ... visit ... Poland or France first, and why?
Ericthebearjew wrote:So, what's with all the shit stuff?
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Anglerphobe wrote:Where are you in line for the British throne?
DashaBlade wrote:So, why did so many Germans move to Texas in the 19th century? Were things in Germany so terrible that moving to Texas was better?
Windy wrote:What food do you eat in Germany?
cmsellers wrote:[Stuff about chocolate]
Anglerphobe wrote:Where are you in line for the British throne?
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
Piter Lauchy wrote:Anglerphobe wrote:Where are you in line for the British throne?
Since at least half of my ancestors aren't actually German, probably nowhere.
A Combustible Lemon wrote:Death is an archaic concept for simpleminded commonfolk, not Victorian scientist whales.
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