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Re: how to win a barfight

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat Sep 17, 2016 6:51 pm

DoglovingJim wrote:There is also another way to win a barfight.

Simply apologise for whatever stupid thing stirred this conflict (even if the guy is wrong, since as long as you know that you're right who cares) and offer to buy the bloke another drink.


And then, and be aware that this is the critical play, slip a few grains of KCN into said drink. GG.
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"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive,
Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
So, like the whetstone, many men are wont
To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

Don't you dare go Hollow.
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