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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Jul 02, 2016 5:18 am

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DoglovingJim wrote:I love that word, "retractable".

...

I feel that sort of thing all the time, maybe not the moving part itself but any furniture it knocks to the ground as it is moving.

Wow we're total opposites aren't we? And not just in our politics, our views on dogs, and the hemispheres we occupy.

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Mine is so small it becomes in innie if I try to run.

Wait, what's your ideas on politics/dogs?


As for the other thing, we wouldn't be total opposites. So I'll tell you some wise words an Austrian man once told me at an Bavarian all-you-can-eat buffet.


"Having a small *bell* is nothing to be ashamed of, you just have to put some extra oomph into it"
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat Jul 02, 2016 9:42 am

Oh yeah? And which Austrian man was that?

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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby sunglasses » Sat Jul 02, 2016 2:49 pm

no politics in mah sex ed thread plz. or hitler.
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:14 pm

Dogs are fine though, right?
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To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."

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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby Grimstone » Sat Jul 02, 2016 3:24 pm

JamishT wrote:
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iMURDAu wrote:Adrenaline increase along with being ready for erm uh tah eh exercise is what I'm going to say. I'm sure there might be some science behind that. :? But that's my answer.

Probably that, endorphins, and a whole bunch of other chemicals that generally make you feel good.


That and the crack cocaine rushing through your system.


Oh, that's not an aphrodisiac?

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphrodisiac#Other_drugs
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby cmsellers » Sun Oct 30, 2016 11:12 pm

So I just realized this might be something I should ask about.

After I masturbate, especially when I haven't masturbated for awhile, I get this slightly burny-tingly feeling below the mons pubis starting about half an hour afterwards. It's not in the prostate, not in the urethra, and not in the testes. So I'm assuming it's the vas deferens mainly because I'm not sure exactly where that is. I've had it for years but it used to only occur if I went several days without masturbating, now it happens every time.

But it's very minor, and lasts for only a couple hours. Is this normal? Is it something I should see my doctor about?
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Oct 31, 2016 12:47 am

I don't have/need an anatomy chart in front of me but I've never heard of pain resulting from within after that act.

Pain for hours afterwards. Every time. Guess what I'm about to suggest....

See a doctor.
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby cmsellers » Mon Oct 31, 2016 12:53 am

iMURDAu wrote:Pain for hours afterwards. Every time. Guess what I'm about to suggest....

I mean, it's barely painful.

More tingly than painful.
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Oct 31, 2016 1:00 am

You want me to edit my post?

Tingly and barely pain. For hours afterwards.

See a Doctor. Not Dr. Dre, not Pepper, not Mario, not the other Doctor Dre, not Spock either because he's not that kind of doctor.... is he even alive? Hoe lee shit he died before I graduated high school, definitely don't see him.
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby Matthew Notch » Mon Oct 31, 2016 4:03 am

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre! Ha ha! But srs go see a doctor
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby Marcuse » Tue Nov 01, 2016 12:32 am

Matthew Notch wrote:What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre! Ha ha! But srs go see a doctor


Oh. I forgot about Dre.
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby sunglasses » Tue Nov 01, 2016 10:23 pm

cmsellers wrote:
iMURDAu wrote:Pain for hours afterwards. Every time. Guess what I'm about to suggest....

I mean, it's barely painful.

More tingly than painful.


It's certainly not in the realm of a normal response I have heard of.

And good god I've heard a lot.
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby cmsellers » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:01 am

So this isn't exactly a sex question, but it is an issue that a lot of people try to "correct" in order to look sexier. And I came across a reference to it again, and googled it, and am more baffled than I was before.

Regarding where the sun don't shine...
Why is the skin around the anus darker, and why do many people (apparently) have darker skin in the ass crack as well? Googling the only thing like an answer I came across was "that skin is keratinized," which I'm pretty sure is untrue, and don't think that that would explain it looking darker even if it were true.
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:43 am

cmsellers wrote:So this isn't exactly a sex question, but it is an issue that a lot of people try to "correct" in order to look sexier. And I came across a reference to it again, and googled it, and am more baffled than I was before.

Regarding where the sun don't shine...
Why is the skin around the anus darker, and why do many people (apparently) have darker skin in the ass crack as well? Googling the only thing like an answer I came across was "that skin is keratinized," which I'm pretty sure is untrue, and don't think that that would explain it looking darker even if it were true.


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It's darker because you're not wiping enough
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby ghijkmnop » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:43 pm

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