Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby Piter Lauchy » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:59 pm

CarrieVS wrote:#25: to be fair, it's not entirely blood. It's mixed with the womb lining - i.e. we lose flesh as well.

Man, female bodies are Metal af.
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby DamianaRaven » Thu Jan 18, 2018 5:47 pm

Yes, the whole thing does smell quite metallic.
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Re: Insert Tab A into Slot B-the sex ed thread

Postby cmsellers » Tue Mar 27, 2018 8:31 am

Two things I've heard repeatedly are: "penis length doesn't matter, only girth does" and "a penis being too long hits the cervix, and that hurts."

However the following chart was recently shared in Discord.
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I'm skeptical of this chart, both because it goes against what I've heard many times, because I can't imagine how you'd ensure you got into the posterior fornix while thrusting in and out without hitting the cervix, and because the language used seems kind of infomercial-y.

That said, what can you tell me about the penetration of the posterior fornix?
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