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Re: I don't know how to shave

Postby Anglerphobe » Fri Jul 21, 2017 3:52 pm

I've shaved my legs a few times for no-gi grappling and my Moby Dick was always the back of the knee. It is preposterously difficult to get rid of all the hair there. No matter what you do there's always some left.
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Re: I don't know how to shave

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Jul 21, 2017 4:03 pm

Anglerphobe wrote:I've shaved my legs a few times for no-gi grappling and my Moby Dick was always the back of the knee. It is preposterously difficult to get rid of all the hair there. No matter what you do there's always some left.


My Moby Dick is always at the back of my knee, too.
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Re: I don't know how to shave

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Dec 29, 2017 11:31 am

AboveGL wrote:This is after this evening's straight razor shave. Obviously, I need to practise more, but it won't look so bad tomorrow morning. And hey, baby bottom smooth! That's just terminology used in the shaving world but I might coin "baby bottom smooth and fucking raw!". I'm glad because my beard was making me feel very uncomfortable.

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With that many cuts perhaps you should have got a safety razor.
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Re: I don't know how to shave

Postby AboveGL » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:52 pm

Oh trust me, I long learned my lesson there. Butterfly razors are where it's at. I'll only switch to my straight razor for doing certain parts of the face.
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