I'm starting with, John Harvey Kellog invented a delicious cereal and then one thing led to another and now most American men are circumcised.
The Oatmeal wrote:Live life passionately and love everyone like they are family, because Jesus is always with you. Jesus loves you seriously bigtime. He'd hug you until your eyeballs exploded out of your skull if he ever met you. He'd windsurf across oceans of dead Nazis which he personally slaughtered just to tell you that your new haircut is the bee's knees. [...]
Praise Jesus, especially when it's sunny outside because Jesus would totally be cool with you praising while you get a nice tan.
Zevran wrote:Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children launched at great speeds can kill.
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