by Anglerphobe » Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:59 pm
This is arguably not really Engrish, as it's perfectly sound and legible English, but it captures the spirit:
ONE Championship is an East Asian mixed martial arts promotion known in Western circles for two things; the attractiveness of its ring girls, and the awesome nature of its event names. Here are some of my favourite examples of the latter.
I will never again want for a band name/album title/low budget superhero flick title
"Tusser, they tell me, when thou wert alive,
Thou, teaching thrift, thyselfe couldst never thrive.
So, like the whetstone, many men are wont
To sharpen others, when themselves are blunt."
Anyone who has any kind of opinion fucking disgusts me.