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TCS Therapist's Office

Postby Tablo » Sat Jun 01, 2013 7:55 pm

So i was walking one day i was hit with an epiphany,literally a rock with the word epiphany hit me.While i was recollecting myself i was approached by a hobo with the most magnificent beard ever,i could write entire pages or threads on his godlike beard but i won't.He awarded me with a degree in psychology and you know thats how it works,a hobo gives you a degree(no matter how sticky it is) you use that degree.So i am here to use that physcology degree to help all of you obviously mental people.

Just post your

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Issue:

And let doctor Tablise Lowell deal with it.
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Re: TCS TheRapist office

Postby Australia » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:00 pm

Age: 6704
Gender: Triceramale
Issue: I'm a compulsive liar.
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Postby WaitYAmIHere » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:17 pm

Age: Normally 21
Gender: Male, well, most of the time
Issue: I forget why I'm here
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Re: TCS TheRapist office

Postby Tablo » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:26 pm

Case study 1
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At first glance the gentleman seemed normal ,i was wondering what a gentleman like him would be doing here and i asked him.He instead lied and said he was not a gentleman but a gentletriceraman.I instead nodded and pretended to jot down something important when all i did was draw a dick.I then proceeded to ask his age which he replied to saying he was 6704.Before i even asked his issue i knew he was here because he was a compulsive liar or he advice on fashion and last i remembered i was not a fashion adviser(well not anymore,really should stop taking hobo job degrees).

I then told the guy:
"Well an actual therapist(would wear pants and)will tell you that compulsive lying has an underlying issue and is caused by insecurity and they will ask you to check when you lie more and blah blah blah.But i know the solution is to admit you have a problem and not lie even when you do which is why i will slap you with this used dildo till you admit you are a compulsive liar.Shit!You already admitted it in the signup sheet.

Fine, i could still hit you with this used dildo and call it therapy,yes i can."

For an hour i hit the subject patient with a used dildo and after i was done i said:"I will be monitoring you and if i see you lie i will hit you again with this used dildo and then i proceeded to laugh maniacally.
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Re: TCS Therapist's Office

Postby Australia » Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:29 pm

Age: 6705 (it's my birthday)
Gender: Stegafemale (I adapt every five years)
Issue: I want to kill my therapist
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Re: TCS Therapist's Office

Postby sunglasses » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:23 pm

Age: 32
Sex: female
Issue: I can't make up my mind. Well, maybe?
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Re: TCS Therapist's Office

Postby julyjack73 » Sat Jun 01, 2013 9:37 pm

Age: Modern
Sex: Maybe later.
Issue: I can't fill out questionnaires.
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Re: TCS Therapist's Office

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:15 pm

Age: 32

Sex: No thanks I'm married (Do I sound defeated? Because I mean no thanks I've got it good at home but without this parenthesized explanation I could come off as saying I don't get any due to marriage, the classic sitcom trope.)

Issue: It took me an hour to get home when its usually a 10 minute drive. I shouldn't have to suffer just because someone got in an accident on the highway. I wasn't even involved, I was at work when it happened. At work and able to be seen on time stamped video which I honestly have no way of altering. Pinky swear.
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Re: TCS Therapist's Office

Postby AboveGL » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:22 pm

Age: 24
Sex: Sure, but I haven't showered in twenty hours.
Issue: I have trouble making friends. What are you going to do about it?
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Postby Overlord Moo » Sat Jun 01, 2013 10:49 pm

Age: 17
Sex: Male
Issue: I have a curious addiction to sticking my dick in the potato salad while no one is watching
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Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:19 pm

Age: 18
Sex: male
issues: There's a dancing taco in my head that tells me to burn down liquor stores
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Re: TCS Therapist's Office

Postby Psychosassic » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:30 pm

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Age: 35
Issue: Everyone keeps telling me that I'm not actually Tony Stark, but I know they're lying.
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Re: TCS Therapist's Office

Postby Qinglong » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:33 pm

Tablo wrote:Just post your

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And let doctor Tablise Lowell deal with it.
Are you insane? You're going to get all kinds of weirdos. Like me.

Age: I don't remember. Damn old.
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Issue: I've been guardianing forever and am getting restless. I'm thinking about pillaging or rampaging instead.
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Re: TCS Therapist's Office

Postby Eternauta » Sat Jun 01, 2013 11:57 pm

Age: Modern
Sex: Does wanking count?
Issue: I wouldn't call them "issues". I like to refer to them as "crippling problems".
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Re: TCS Therapist's Office

Postby Typical Michael » Sun Jun 02, 2013 12:35 am

Age: 27
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Issue: I have dreams of doing the same normal crap I do when awake.
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